Title: Rhythm
Author:
mideltone_one
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Allan, Much
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: Something to do of a weekend
Disclaimer:The Robin Hood characters written about here belong to Tiger Aspect and the British Broadcasting Corporation. All Rights Reserved. No copyright infringement is intended nor is any money being made. I don't own them - if I did I'd be too busy drooling to write! All mistakes are mine.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind." Much buried his head in his hands, hoping this was all just a bad dream. Opening them again, he was disappointed to find nothing had changed.
"But it'll help you meeting people," replied Allan.
"But there aren't any women here. Just a bunch of men thrusting this way and that, grinding their hips, slapping their shafts against one another."
"I know," replied Allan, "kind of excitin' ain't it. Stirs the loins, don't it."
"Well, maybe just a little," murmured Much.
"There you go then," chuckled Allan, "I knew you'd love Morris Dancin'."