Archerboy
Author: mideltone_one
Title: Archerboy
Words: 202
Genre: Slash
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:The Robin Hood characters written about here belong to Tiger Aspect and the British Broadcasting Corporation. All Rights Reserved. No copyright infringement is intended nor is any money being made. I don't own them - if I did I'd be too busy drooling to write! All mistakes are mine.
Summary: Robin and Allan discuss terms. Dialogue only.
Warnings: None.
Characters/Pairings: Allan/Robin
"Oi, Archerboy!"
"What did you call me?"
"You 'eard."
"Why are you calling me that?"
"One, 'cos you're an archer, and two, 'cos the last time I looked you was definitely a boy. Not bein' funny, but it seemed quite clear."
"I am a nobleman you know."
"Yeah, but 'my lord Archerboy' is a bit of a mouthful, ain't it?"
"Why not just stick with Robin? Everyone else seems happy with it."
"It wouldn't work. It'd be too confusing."
"Seems simple enough to me. What would be confusing?"
"Well suppose I came up to you and said 'Robin, can I have a word?'"
"You'd want a word?"
"Ok, but if I said 'Archerboy, I want a word", you'd know I meant the sort of word where I wrap my arms around you, like this, rest my head in the nape of your neck, like this, and squeeze you tight, like this, before I lay kiss after kiss over all the parts of your skin I can see. Course, there might be bits I can't see without removin' some of your clothes, but you'd let me get away with that, wouldn't you? ... Archerboy?"
"I'm just waiting for you to say 'like this' again."
Title: Archerboy
Words: 202
Genre: Slash
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:The Robin Hood characters written about here belong to Tiger Aspect and the British Broadcasting Corporation. All Rights Reserved. No copyright infringement is intended nor is any money being made. I don't own them - if I did I'd be too busy drooling to write! All mistakes are mine.
Summary: Robin and Allan discuss terms. Dialogue only.
Warnings: None.
Characters/Pairings: Allan/Robin
"Oi, Archerboy!"
"What did you call me?"
"You 'eard."
"Why are you calling me that?"
"One, 'cos you're an archer, and two, 'cos the last time I looked you was definitely a boy. Not bein' funny, but it seemed quite clear."
"I am a nobleman you know."
"Yeah, but 'my lord Archerboy' is a bit of a mouthful, ain't it?"
"Why not just stick with Robin? Everyone else seems happy with it."
"It wouldn't work. It'd be too confusing."
"Seems simple enough to me. What would be confusing?"
"Well suppose I came up to you and said 'Robin, can I have a word?'"
"You'd want a word?"
"Ok, but if I said 'Archerboy, I want a word", you'd know I meant the sort of word where I wrap my arms around you, like this, rest my head in the nape of your neck, like this, and squeeze you tight, like this, before I lay kiss after kiss over all the parts of your skin I can see. Course, there might be bits I can't see without removin' some of your clothes, but you'd let me get away with that, wouldn't you? ... Archerboy?"
"I'm just waiting for you to say 'like this' again."