Founding a new religion, who wants to join?
I am now going to make my second attempt at founding a major religion, I have a creed, a Creed for Speed!
Speed limits, stops signs, they are apocryphal, probably blasphemous, and we the True Devotees ignore them. As it says in our Holy Tweets (not quite a Holy Book, but since most people won't read a whole book anyway I kept it short)
"Blessed are those who drive without limits, who take the sacramental coffee while driving, and who keep the passing lane fast."
"Cursed are the slow, as they slow those around them, be not like them."
Okay, this still needs some work. This is a very new religion, after all.
Since apparently religion trumps law and being arrested for breaking the law counts as religious persecution, I'm sure once police are properly informed any car flying the CFS symbol is simply practicing their religious liberties by blowing through stop signs and driving 55 in a 25 MPH zone, they will leave us alone.
Speed limits, stops signs, they are apocryphal, probably blasphemous, and we the True Devotees ignore them. As it says in our Holy Tweets (not quite a Holy Book, but since most people won't read a whole book anyway I kept it short)
"Blessed are those who drive without limits, who take the sacramental coffee while driving, and who keep the passing lane fast."
"Cursed are the slow, as they slow those around them, be not like them."
Okay, this still needs some work. This is a very new religion, after all.
Since apparently religion trumps law and being arrested for breaking the law counts as religious persecution, I'm sure once police are properly informed any car flying the CFS symbol is simply practicing their religious liberties by blowing through stop signs and driving 55 in a 25 MPH zone, they will leave us alone.