Jul 15, 2015 11:08
Today I have a personal message for you, my favorite LiveJournal Friend.
After careful consideration... I think you should run for President of the United States, but as a Republican candidate.
Why Republican, you ask? Because, unlike Democrats, there seems to be no actual background required to run as a Republican, and you are more qualified then most.
Donald Trump ran a failed Reality show, You, on the other hand, live in Reality.
Cruz, Carson, Huckabee and Walker were all told by "God" to run for President. You, on the other hand, were told to by me, and there is far more empirical evidence I exist.
Jeb Bush is a Bush (need I say more?) and you are not.
So please, accept my suggestion and run for Republican Candidate for President of the United States. I'll vote for you.