I GET BORED.
since some people love surveys and some people absolutely can't stand them, i'm going to make this my official "SURVEY ENTRY". that way i'm not going to clutter anyone's friends list when i start getting extremely bored and filling them out more and more frequently. whenever i get the urge to fill one of them out, they'll go here. perhaps i'll link to this entry every time i update; maybe not.
point is, i get the satisfaction of posting them, and you get the satisfaction of not having this shit filling up your friends page, but it's still there if you ever have the urge to browse through it.
and i'm debating disabling comments, because no one ever comments on these stupid things, anyway. so if the comment section disappears, you know why.
YAY.
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[MAY 28, 2006]
Basics:
[Name] Alexis.
[Nickname] I have a kazillion, thx.
[Screen name] Ask and you shall receive.
[Birthday] April 28th.
[Age] 20.
[Astrological sign] Taurus.
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Fucked if I remember.
[Location] At my computer.
[Sexual Preference] Men.
[Single/Taken?] Single.
[Religion] Eastern religion tendencies.
[Eye color] Faux blue.
[Height] 5'5"ish.
[Shoe size] 10. Bigfoot.
[Parents still together] Yes.
[Siblings] Xtina.
[Nieces/Nephews] Nope.
[Pets] Scamper & Skittie.
[In school/graduated] In college.
[What do you drive] Ford Ranger Edge.
Favorites:
[Color] Pink & turquoise.
[Number] 2, I guess?
[Animal] I'm a cat person.
[Vehicle] I'm not a vehicle aficionado.
[Flower] Fuck, I don't know. Pretty ones?
[Scent] Nag Champa, the beach, Burts Bees Milk & Honey lotion, and sugary baking scents.
[Drinks] Water, Dragon Pearl Jasmine tea, Yerba Mate tea, green tea.
[Soda] Dr. Pepper.
[Book] Valley of the Dolls is my guiltiest, all-time favorite.
[Band] Devendra Banhart, currently.
[Song] Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over
[Color your hair?] Rarely, lately.
[Twirl your hair?] Not that I'm aware of.
[Have tattoos?] No.
[Have Piercings?] 15, and a few retired ones.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] No.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I "get help" on my homework occasionally.
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/Yes.
[Like roller coasters?] No.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] You have no idea.
[Want more more piercings?] Only a few more.
[Like cleaning?] If I'm in the right mood.
[Write in cursive or print?] Both.
[Sweat a lot?] Somewhat.
[Own a web cam?] Yeah, but I haven't used it in years.
[Know how to drive?] Yes.
[Diet?] No, I hate diets.
[Own a cell phone?] Yep.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yep.
Have you ever:
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] No.
[Been pulled over?] Yes.
[Been in a wreck?] I got rear-ended at a red light once.
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes.
[Stolen anything?] Yes, and learned my lesson.
[Held a gun?] Yes.
[Drank?] Yes.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] No.
[Considered a life of crime?] No...
[Considered being a hooker?] No...
[Cheated on someone? ] No.
[Cried over a girl?] Probably.
[Cried over a boy?] Yeah.
[Lied to someone?] Nothing extreme.
[Been in love?] No.
[Fallen for your best friend?] No.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes.
[Been rejected?] No, I don't set myself up for rejection.
[Been in lust?] Yes.
[Used someone?] No.
[Been used?] Yes.
[Been cheated on?] No.
[Been kissed?] Yes.
[How many people have you kissed?] I don't kiss and tell. :)
[Experimented with homosexuality?] Sure, why not.
[Current mood] Bored.
[Current taste] Cherry chapstick & water.
[Current hair] Half-assed ponytail.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Cleaning.
[Current cds in stereo] Sigur Ros
[Current job] Currently job hunting.
The last time:
[Last book you read] Jack Kerouac's Book of Sketches.
[Last movie you saw] Sex and Lucia.
[Last thing you ate] Chicken fajitas from El Publito.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] SarahBeth, via text messaging.
Do you:
[Do drugs?] No.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?]
[Play an instrument?] Not at the moment.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I try not to debate it in my mind too much.
[Remember your first love?] N/A..
[Still love him/her?] No.
[Read the newspaper?] Occasionally.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] No one in my close circle, really.
[Believe in miracles?] No.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Yes.
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] For the most part, yes.
[Consider love a mistake?] Meh.
[Have a favorite candy?] Hm. Sixlets!!!
[Believe in astrology?] Mildly, maybe.
[Do well in school?] Yes, though I usually get bored and never finish the classes I take.
[Go to or plan to go to college] I'm in college.
[Wear hats?] I haven't lately, but I do rather enjoy me some hats.
[Hate yourself?] No.
[Have an obsession?] Currently, playing The Hook-Up on the-n.com.
[Have a secret crush?] Not a secret one, no.
[Do they know yet?] No.
[Collect anything?] Beer caps for my ceiling. That's about it, lately.
[Have a best friend?] Well, no, not really.
[Close friends?] My family and the people that practically live here.
[Like your handwriting?] Yes.
[Care about looks?] Somewhat.
Love Life:
[First crush] I have no idea.
[Ever been in love?] Noooo.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] It's complicated, but, in a nutshell, yes.
[Describe your ideal significant other] No, I don't feel like it.
Extras:
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] Yes.
[Are you a tease?] Uh, I guess?
[Shy to make the first move?] Yes, very.
Are You A:
[Wuss] No.
[Druggy] No.
[Daydreamer] Yes.
[Freak] No.
[Dork] Yes.
[Bitch/Asshole] Sometimes.
[Brat] No.
[Sarcastic] Yes.
[Angel] No.
[Devil] No.
[Shy] Yes.
[Talkative] Only around myself.
[Flirty] Hell no.
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[FEB 2, 2006]
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? no?
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? i have no idea, but i'd probably feel compelled to watch the episode of friends where chandler gives joey the bag of plastic spoons. xtina knows what i'm talking aboutttt.
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade? hanging out with the kids that lived next door.
4. What is the best thing about your job? not having one.
5. Do you like more than one person right now? i like lots of people...?
6. Are you against same sex marriage? no...
7. Did you vote for Bush? no.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? mustang island, baby.
9. Have you dry humped any of your myspace friends? a handful of them, yes.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls? guys.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? yes.
12. Last book you read? i just started reading the cinema of generation x i'm sure the last book i read was a textbook or something to that effect.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be? SUPER MIND POWERS.
14. Where have you lived most of your life? tejas.
15. What was the last convo you had about? xtina and i put up pictures of our celebrity "boyfriends" on the dash of my truck, and we were talking about how amusing it would be if our dad took in my truck to be serviced, and the workers thought he was queer. it's even better, because our printer ran out of ink, so the pictures are purple instead of black & white. and OMG YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSS.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years? i have absolutely no idea. at all.
17. What's your favorite smell? ANTONIO.
18. What is your favorite sound? acapella orchestras.
19. Are you moody? i can be.
20. Favorite movie of all time. NOO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate? back in the good ol' days, yes.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? hahaha yes.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle? fuck no.
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? i was never that lame.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? a capital YES.
26. Have you ever gone camping? yes.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend? what brother?
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach? no, but it's on my list of things to do. srsly.
29. Have you ever gone streaking? yes.
30. Have you ever had a stalker? yes.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yes.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yes.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? yes.
34. Have you ever been in love? not really, no.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? probably.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents? oh come on, who hasn't.
37. Have you ever been out of the US? only in my wildest dreams.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? nah.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? no, i'm not a pussy.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? no.
41. Last song you listened to? massive attack - group four.
42. Have you ever spied on someone? not that i can remember, but i'm sure i have.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? next to, yes. penis in vagina, no.
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? i've seen most of my friends naked.
45. Who was the last person who called you? i don't feel like checking my phone to find out.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight? before i returned to college.
47. Have you ever been arrested? eh.
48. Most embarassing cd you own? i'm not embarassed of any of them.
49. Have you ever stolen anything? yes.
50. Have you ever drank egg nog? yes.
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point is, i get the satisfaction of posting them, and you get the satisfaction of not having this shit filling up your friends page, but it's still there if you ever have the urge to browse through it.
and i'm debating disabling comments, because no one ever comments on these stupid things, anyway. so if the comment section disappears, you know why.
YAY.
__________________________________________________
[MAY 28, 2006]
Basics:
[Name] Alexis.
[Nickname] I have a kazillion, thx.
[Screen name] Ask and you shall receive.
[Birthday] April 28th.
[Age] 20.
[Astrological sign] Taurus.
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Fucked if I remember.
[Location] At my computer.
[Sexual Preference] Men.
[Single/Taken?] Single.
[Religion] Eastern religion tendencies.
[Eye color] Faux blue.
[Height] 5'5"ish.
[Shoe size] 10. Bigfoot.
[Parents still together] Yes.
[Siblings] Xtina.
[Nieces/Nephews] Nope.
[Pets] Scamper & Skittie.
[In school/graduated] In college.
[What do you drive] Ford Ranger Edge.
Favorites:
[Color] Pink & turquoise.
[Number] 2, I guess?
[Animal] I'm a cat person.
[Vehicle] I'm not a vehicle aficionado.
[Flower] Fuck, I don't know. Pretty ones?
[Scent] Nag Champa, the beach, Burts Bees Milk & Honey lotion, and sugary baking scents.
[Drinks] Water, Dragon Pearl Jasmine tea, Yerba Mate tea, green tea.
[Soda] Dr. Pepper.
[Book] Valley of the Dolls is my guiltiest, all-time favorite.
[Band] Devendra Banhart, currently.
[Song] Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over
[Color your hair?] Rarely, lately.
[Twirl your hair?] Not that I'm aware of.
[Have tattoos?] No.
[Have Piercings?] 15, and a few retired ones.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] No.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I "get help" on my homework occasionally.
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/Yes.
[Like roller coasters?] No.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] You have no idea.
[Want more more piercings?] Only a few more.
[Like cleaning?] If I'm in the right mood.
[Write in cursive or print?] Both.
[Sweat a lot?] Somewhat.
[Own a web cam?] Yeah, but I haven't used it in years.
[Know how to drive?] Yes.
[Diet?] No, I hate diets.
[Own a cell phone?] Yep.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yep.
Have you ever:
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] No.
[Been pulled over?] Yes.
[Been in a wreck?] I got rear-ended at a red light once.
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes.
[Stolen anything?] Yes, and learned my lesson.
[Held a gun?] Yes.
[Drank?] Yes.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] No.
[Considered a life of crime?] No...
[Considered being a hooker?] No...
[Cheated on someone? ] No.
[Cried over a girl?] Probably.
[Cried over a boy?] Yeah.
[Lied to someone?] Nothing extreme.
[Been in love?] No.
[Fallen for your best friend?] No.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes.
[Been rejected?] No, I don't set myself up for rejection.
[Been in lust?] Yes.
[Used someone?] No.
[Been used?] Yes.
[Been cheated on?] No.
[Been kissed?] Yes.
[How many people have you kissed?] I don't kiss and tell. :)
[Experimented with homosexuality?] Sure, why not.
[Current mood] Bored.
[Current taste] Cherry chapstick & water.
[Current hair] Half-assed ponytail.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Cleaning.
[Current cds in stereo] Sigur Ros
[Current job] Currently job hunting.
The last time:
[Last book you read] Jack Kerouac's Book of Sketches.
[Last movie you saw] Sex and Lucia.
[Last thing you ate] Chicken fajitas from El Publito.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] SarahBeth, via text messaging.
Do you:
[Do drugs?] No.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?]
[Play an instrument?] Not at the moment.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I try not to debate it in my mind too much.
[Remember your first love?] N/A..
[Still love him/her?] No.
[Read the newspaper?] Occasionally.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] No one in my close circle, really.
[Believe in miracles?] No.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Yes.
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] For the most part, yes.
[Consider love a mistake?] Meh.
[Have a favorite candy?] Hm. Sixlets!!!
[Believe in astrology?] Mildly, maybe.
[Do well in school?] Yes, though I usually get bored and never finish the classes I take.
[Go to or plan to go to college] I'm in college.
[Wear hats?] I haven't lately, but I do rather enjoy me some hats.
[Hate yourself?] No.
[Have an obsession?] Currently, playing The Hook-Up on the-n.com.
[Have a secret crush?] Not a secret one, no.
[Do they know yet?] No.
[Collect anything?] Beer caps for my ceiling. That's about it, lately.
[Have a best friend?] Well, no, not really.
[Close friends?] My family and the people that practically live here.
[Like your handwriting?] Yes.
[Care about looks?] Somewhat.
Love Life:
[First crush] I have no idea.
[Ever been in love?] Noooo.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] It's complicated, but, in a nutshell, yes.
[Describe your ideal significant other] No, I don't feel like it.
Extras:
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] Yes.
[Are you a tease?] Uh, I guess?
[Shy to make the first move?] Yes, very.
Are You A:
[Wuss] No.
[Druggy] No.
[Daydreamer] Yes.
[Freak] No.
[Dork] Yes.
[Bitch/Asshole] Sometimes.
[Brat] No.
[Sarcastic] Yes.
[Angel] No.
[Devil] No.
[Shy] Yes.
[Talkative] Only around myself.
[Flirty] Hell no.
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[FEB 2, 2006]
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? no?
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? i have no idea, but i'd probably feel compelled to watch the episode of friends where chandler gives joey the bag of plastic spoons. xtina knows what i'm talking aboutttt.
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade? hanging out with the kids that lived next door.
4. What is the best thing about your job? not having one.
5. Do you like more than one person right now? i like lots of people...?
6. Are you against same sex marriage? no...
7. Did you vote for Bush? no.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? mustang island, baby.
9. Have you dry humped any of your myspace friends? a handful of them, yes.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls? guys.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? yes.
12. Last book you read? i just started reading the cinema of generation x i'm sure the last book i read was a textbook or something to that effect.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be? SUPER MIND POWERS.
14. Where have you lived most of your life? tejas.
15. What was the last convo you had about? xtina and i put up pictures of our celebrity "boyfriends" on the dash of my truck, and we were talking about how amusing it would be if our dad took in my truck to be serviced, and the workers thought he was queer. it's even better, because our printer ran out of ink, so the pictures are purple instead of black & white. and OMG YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSS.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years? i have absolutely no idea. at all.
17. What's your favorite smell? ANTONIO.
18. What is your favorite sound? acapella orchestras.
19. Are you moody? i can be.
20. Favorite movie of all time. NOO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate? back in the good ol' days, yes.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? hahaha yes.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle? fuck no.
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? i was never that lame.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? a capital YES.
26. Have you ever gone camping? yes.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend? what brother?
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach? no, but it's on my list of things to do. srsly.
29. Have you ever gone streaking? yes.
30. Have you ever had a stalker? yes.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yes.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yes.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? yes.
34. Have you ever been in love? not really, no.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? probably.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents? oh come on, who hasn't.
37. Have you ever been out of the US? only in my wildest dreams.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? nah.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? no, i'm not a pussy.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? no.
41. Last song you listened to? massive attack - group four.
42. Have you ever spied on someone? not that i can remember, but i'm sure i have.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? next to, yes. penis in vagina, no.
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? i've seen most of my friends naked.
45. Who was the last person who called you? i don't feel like checking my phone to find out.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight? before i returned to college.
47. Have you ever been arrested? eh.
48. Most embarassing cd you own? i'm not embarassed of any of them.
49. Have you ever stolen anything? yes.
50. Have you ever drank egg nog? yes.
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