12 Character Slash Meme
Via swordslady.
1. Baron Helmut Zemo
2. Marc Spector, Moon Knight
3. Sam Wilson, Falcon
4. Victor Mancha
5. Andreas von Strucker, Swordsman
6. Ronan the Accuser
7. Steve Rogers, Captain America
8. Danny Rand, Iron Fist
9. Jean-Paul Beaubier, Northstar
10. Matt Murdock, Daredevil
11. Namor
12. Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, Magneto
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
No, Matt is passionate and very sexual but not in an exhibitionist way, and it's kind of hard to be a voyeur when you're blind (though he might find it a bit titilating to hear sex, or feel the heat from nearby bodies).
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Doctor Doom. In every alternate universe where Doom has achieved ultimate power, he always keeps Namor as his fawning slave.
3 Would you rather do 3 or 5?
WHOA. Would totally depend on whether you're willing to experiment with a kinky sex perv with sibling issues (Andreas) or if you'd prefer good, satisfying sex with a guy who knows how it's done (Sam).
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Despite my Zemo obsession, I wouldn't particularly want to sleep with Zemo. Victor's closer to my age, and a real cutie. Victor.
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
*Marc and Erik grope each other in the seat of Marc's private plane.*
Marc: "Wait, who's flying this plane?"
Erik: "I'm keeping it aloft with my magnetic powers."
*Erik uses his powers to remove all the knives, guns, garrots, and shivs strapped to Marc's person*
*SEX ENSUES*
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would PAY A LOT. But he swims around mostly naked anyway, so just pick up any random issue with Namor in it...
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Andreas and Jean-Paul would have awesomely naughty sex in Paris, in a hotel room overlooking the Eiffel Tower. And, uh, Danny Rand would write the trashy novel.
8. When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
A confusing blend of his dead wife, Charles Xavier, Rogue, and a couple of other women he's slept with over the years. He starts out thinking of his and Magda's wedding night, sweating in the cold winter air of the tiny Slavic country they were married in. He hits a fever pitch remembering those nights in Israel with Charles and Gabrielle, and he unwinds imagining Rogue in the Savage Land.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I can't picture him using sex toys -- but Namor does have a love for hot surfacer blonds.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Magneto/Zemo/Cap? "Sleeping With the Enemy". Three lonely men, time-tossed, find comfort in one another's arms despite differing ideologies and outright ethnic hatred. Crackfic, M/M/M, hero/vilain/villain slash.
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
I can't imagine Ronan ever allowing himself to be that helpless, so I'm going with Marc by default.
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Oh, Namor would TOTALLY BLURT IT OUT. And be unashamed. Sam would be a little pissy, since they're supposed to be on the DL, but Cap is surprisingly understanding and Reed Richards is just glad it's not Susan.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5, offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Andreas would do anything Steve wanted, regardless of birthdays. Steve's not really kinky, though -- maybe Andreas could wear a HYDRA uniform or something, plus some light bondage to spice things up, but Steve wouldn't ask for anything perverted.
14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Something classy, like a delicious wine, and then Erik and Victor short out the neighborhood with their powers during sex.
15. 8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Danny/Victor would be so CUTE and SWEET. They'd switch.
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Anything twincesty -- Jean-Paul would think it gross and disrespectful of his relationship with Jeanne-Marie.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Um. Lock the door and come out three five EIGHT hours later.
Ditto. Add whips and chains and dirty talk.
18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Whether cyborgs can "go" all night or not. They'd be private about it all.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
It's a starburst, on Matt's hip.
20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Marc's fic would be equal parts angst, smut, and EXTREME VIOLENCE. The summary would be something like "Namor and Ronan punch people and then fuck like animals."
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Danny would be all, "WTF? How did you get a key to my apartment?" And then he'd assume Marc is having another mental breakdown and try to get him some help.
1. Baron Helmut Zemo
2. Marc Spector, Moon Knight
3. Sam Wilson, Falcon
4. Victor Mancha
5. Andreas von Strucker, Swordsman
6. Ronan the Accuser
7. Steve Rogers, Captain America
8. Danny Rand, Iron Fist
9. Jean-Paul Beaubier, Northstar
10. Matt Murdock, Daredevil
11. Namor
12. Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, Magneto
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
No, Matt is passionate and very sexual but not in an exhibitionist way, and it's kind of hard to be a voyeur when you're blind (though he might find it a bit titilating to hear sex, or feel the heat from nearby bodies).
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Doctor Doom. In every alternate universe where Doom has achieved ultimate power, he always keeps Namor as his fawning slave.
3 Would you rather do 3 or 5?
WHOA. Would totally depend on whether you're willing to experiment with a kinky sex perv with sibling issues (Andreas) or if you'd prefer good, satisfying sex with a guy who knows how it's done (Sam).
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Despite my Zemo obsession, I wouldn't particularly want to sleep with Zemo. Victor's closer to my age, and a real cutie. Victor.
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
*Marc and Erik grope each other in the seat of Marc's private plane.*
Marc: "Wait, who's flying this plane?"
Erik: "I'm keeping it aloft with my magnetic powers."
*Erik uses his powers to remove all the knives, guns, garrots, and shivs strapped to Marc's person*
*SEX ENSUES*
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I would PAY A LOT. But he swims around mostly naked anyway, so just pick up any random issue with Namor in it...
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Andreas and Jean-Paul would have awesomely naughty sex in Paris, in a hotel room overlooking the Eiffel Tower. And, uh, Danny Rand would write the trashy novel.
8. When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
A confusing blend of his dead wife, Charles Xavier, Rogue, and a couple of other women he's slept with over the years. He starts out thinking of his and Magda's wedding night, sweating in the cold winter air of the tiny Slavic country they were married in. He hits a fever pitch remembering those nights in Israel with Charles and Gabrielle, and he unwinds imagining Rogue in the Savage Land.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
I can't picture him using sex toys -- but Namor does have a love for hot surfacer blonds.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Magneto/Zemo/Cap? "Sleeping With the Enemy". Three lonely men, time-tossed, find comfort in one another's arms despite differing ideologies and outright ethnic hatred. Crackfic, M/M/M, hero/vilain/villain slash.
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
I can't imagine Ronan ever allowing himself to be that helpless, so I'm going with Marc by default.
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Oh, Namor would TOTALLY BLURT IT OUT. And be unashamed. Sam would be a little pissy, since they're supposed to be on the DL, but Cap is surprisingly understanding and Reed Richards is just glad it's not Susan.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5, offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Andreas would do anything Steve wanted, regardless of birthdays. Steve's not really kinky, though -- maybe Andreas could wear a HYDRA uniform or something, plus some light bondage to spice things up, but Steve wouldn't ask for anything perverted.
14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Something classy, like a delicious wine, and then Erik and Victor short out the neighborhood with their powers during sex.
15. 8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Danny/Victor would be so CUTE and SWEET. They'd switch.
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Anything twincesty -- Jean-Paul would think it gross and disrespectful of his relationship with Jeanne-Marie.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Um. Lock the door and come out three five EIGHT hours later.
Ditto. Add whips and chains and dirty talk.
18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Whether cyborgs can "go" all night or not. They'd be private about it all.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
It's a starburst, on Matt's hip.
20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Marc's fic would be equal parts angst, smut, and EXTREME VIOLENCE. The summary would be something like "Namor and Ronan punch people and then fuck like animals."
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Danny would be all, "WTF? How did you get a key to my apartment?" And then he'd assume Marc is having another mental breakdown and try to get him some help.