okay so i am feeling rather stunning today....
I believe the vice grips are man's greatest invention
I believe if i could have one thing in this world it would be my childhood back
I believe George W Bush is not our president
I believe men who do their hair to make it look like they don't do their hair should be shot
I believe that men who sculpt their beards should be buried right next to them
I believe we're on our way up
I believe wal-mart puts cocaine in their french bread. as if the devils store really needs a way to keep us coming back.
I believe that money is the root of all evil and men are the soil
I believe a part of me died when Kaboom cereal stopped being made
I believe the bagel is quite possibly the worlds most perfect food
I believe there are a limited number of roles we play in our lives, and well I just seem to be recast the same part over and over
I believe you really can accomplish anything you set your mind to, you just need to be realistic and have lots of patience
I believe science is the answer only if your asking the right questions
I believe some of us are wasting our time. All of it.
I believe when 3200 thread count sheets come out, i will officially be bedridden complete with sores and all
I believe men can have multiple orgasms
I believe that Barry Bonds, Mark Mcgwire and Rafael Palmeiro are all liars
I believe you can be idealist AND happy at the same time
I believe a girl can take that away from you
I believe you can go home again
I believe my mom makes the best lasagne this world, or the next, will ever know
I believe someone just saw Bull Durham
I believe a good piss can be orgasmic and a good shit can take your own breath away
I believe the Yankees should have kept Buhner
I believe the battery on my computer is running low
I believe the key to true happiness is being okay with masturbation, no matter how often you do it
I believe everyone dies, yet everyone seems to forget
I believe a compliment is a shit ton more useful than 'constructive criticism'
I believe i can't take my eyes off you
I believe there is only one girl, and then there are comparisons
I believe comparisons are odious
I believe Che would have made one hell of a president
I believe looney tunes makes cartoons while disney makes propaganda
I believe there is more inside us than there is outside us
I believe art is a mirror held up to a mirror
I believe you can play monopoly stoned against sober people and still win, handily
I believe there were two legitimate comics: The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes. I don't know what that shit in the paper is today.
I believe man CAN live on bread and water alone
I believe PT anderson can make a film
I believe Simon and Garfunkel are prophets
I believe the bums know something we all don't
I believe everyone should read a book by candlelight at some point in their life
I believe pain is something to be chemically transformed into physical bliss
I believe it's time for bed
I believe if i could have one thing in this world it would be my childhood back
I believe George W Bush is not our president
I believe men who do their hair to make it look like they don't do their hair should be shot
I believe that men who sculpt their beards should be buried right next to them
I believe we're on our way up
I believe wal-mart puts cocaine in their french bread. as if the devils store really needs a way to keep us coming back.
I believe that money is the root of all evil and men are the soil
I believe a part of me died when Kaboom cereal stopped being made
I believe the bagel is quite possibly the worlds most perfect food
I believe there are a limited number of roles we play in our lives, and well I just seem to be recast the same part over and over
I believe you really can accomplish anything you set your mind to, you just need to be realistic and have lots of patience
I believe science is the answer only if your asking the right questions
I believe some of us are wasting our time. All of it.
I believe when 3200 thread count sheets come out, i will officially be bedridden complete with sores and all
I believe men can have multiple orgasms
I believe that Barry Bonds, Mark Mcgwire and Rafael Palmeiro are all liars
I believe you can be idealist AND happy at the same time
I believe a girl can take that away from you
I believe you can go home again
I believe my mom makes the best lasagne this world, or the next, will ever know
I believe someone just saw Bull Durham
I believe a good piss can be orgasmic and a good shit can take your own breath away
I believe the Yankees should have kept Buhner
I believe the battery on my computer is running low
I believe the key to true happiness is being okay with masturbation, no matter how often you do it
I believe everyone dies, yet everyone seems to forget
I believe a compliment is a shit ton more useful than 'constructive criticism'
I believe i can't take my eyes off you
I believe there is only one girl, and then there are comparisons
I believe comparisons are odious
I believe Che would have made one hell of a president
I believe looney tunes makes cartoons while disney makes propaganda
I believe there is more inside us than there is outside us
I believe art is a mirror held up to a mirror
I believe you can play monopoly stoned against sober people and still win, handily
I believe there were two legitimate comics: The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes. I don't know what that shit in the paper is today.
I believe man CAN live on bread and water alone
I believe PT anderson can make a film
I believe Simon and Garfunkel are prophets
I believe the bums know something we all don't
I believe everyone should read a book by candlelight at some point in their life
I believe pain is something to be chemically transformed into physical bliss
I believe it's time for bed