For crying out loud!
Heres what you do:
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"
Then copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers filled in
1) Nathan needs friends, Christian playmates.
2) Nathan needs a stable, supportive, and loving family to care for him unconditionally.
3) Nathan needs to subject his body to performance-enhancing drugs if he wants us to take him seriously.
4) Nathan needs to find Lisa and tell her to QUIT TRYING TO OPEN THE GATE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
5) Nathan needs to die ASAP by someone.