The Toy That Would Not Die [Open, Silliness]
"Wee-tah-kah-loo-loo..."
Howard was too young to catch the Furby craze in 1999, but he sure knows about them from Youtube videos of them being used in prank calls. What he didn't realize was that the off-switch was either impossible to find or non-existent. So it was with mild curiosity and, as is turns out, crushing naivete that he picked it up out of the box of toys in the Med Bay and gave it a shake. He has never regretted a decision so much in his life.
"I love you...doo?"
"Oh God, would you just shut up?"
"Wee-tah-kah-wee-loo..."
"That isn't shutting up! Please shut up!"
"Doo-dah!" the Furby cries as it's thrown against the nearest wall.
Anyone who walks into the Med Bay right now will find a very frazzled teenager looking for a hammer to free him from the piece of fuzzy Tiger Electronics that has been tormenting him for the last hour.
[OOC: Please don't destroy the Furby. I'd like to let everyone who wants to to get a chance at this ridiculousness. Feel free to threadjack. A list of Furbish phrases is here.]
Howard was too young to catch the Furby craze in 1999, but he sure knows about them from Youtube videos of them being used in prank calls. What he didn't realize was that the off-switch was either impossible to find or non-existent. So it was with mild curiosity and, as is turns out, crushing naivete that he picked it up out of the box of toys in the Med Bay and gave it a shake. He has never regretted a decision so much in his life.
"I love you...doo?"
"Oh God, would you just shut up?"
"Wee-tah-kah-wee-loo..."
"That isn't shutting up! Please shut up!"
"Doo-dah!" the Furby cries as it's thrown against the nearest wall.
Anyone who walks into the Med Bay right now will find a very frazzled teenager looking for a hammer to free him from the piece of fuzzy Tiger Electronics that has been tormenting him for the last hour.
[OOC: Please don't destroy the Furby. I'd like to let everyone who wants to to get a chance at this ridiculousness. Feel free to threadjack. A list of Furbish phrases is here.]