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Sep 06, 2005 15:41

Hear ye! Hear ye!

On the afternoon of September 6th, 2005, a rather attractive young person exceeding in wit and charm was instructed to cancel a subscription to the local Texas metropolitan newspaper due to its far left political views. This paper has been celebrated as one of the most conservative papers in the region but yet, simply too liberal for at least one household in the area. The ridiculously good-looking research assistant simply cancelled the paper as requested and issued the appropriate e-mailed response of, "Hey fucker, we're having a big homo kiss-in on your front lawn this weekend. We'll bring different races, too ... we know you'll love that. Girls will kiss girls AND boys and boys will kiss boys AND girls. Please provide a light sherbert punch and cookies. We'll provide the fruit."

God Bless Texas and all of the people living here.
Especially the delightful bunch considering themselves allies of the gays or simply perfectly queer.
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