Fuck You, Paula Zahn!!
I'm waiting in Dallas for my next flight and the tv screen in the gate lobby has CNN on, and the current topic is Brokeback Mountain which, although I really wanna see but not as much as Transamerica, I'm really fucking tired of hearing about. It's got gay cowboys, okay, can we move on please!!
But there's Paula Zahn, who I can't fucking stand, and if she said the phrase "gay lifestyle" one more fucking time I was gonna probably get arrested. Then, there's Michael Medved who used to be kinda cool and has now turned into some kind of Conservative patsy mouthpiece brandishing the phrase "Liberal Hollywood" like a sword. Because, as we all know, if you say it enough times then it must be true. If Hollywood's soo damn liberal, why isn't there a series on one of the major networks with a lesbian lead? Or a gay lead outside of an asexual Will?
And the slugline reads "Is Middle America Ready for Gay Cowboys?". And I'm seething in my seat, grinding my teeth to bloody nubs because I'm soo fucking tired of people asking what Middle America is or isn't ready for. Hey, why isn't anyone asking if "Outer America" is ready for Conservative Oppression? 'Cuz I sure the Hell am not.
But, what really bugs me is the condescending tone of the question. I admit, I am not a Middle American but I was raised in Middle America, my family still lives there, and I get really fucking tired of the "Conservative Media" portraying Middle America as if it were populated with barely functioning, wide-eyed and innocent naifs who, were it not for the Conservative Watchdogs telling them what to think, would accidentally walk into a movie about Gay Cowboys. What bugs me is these Conservative Pundits act like *choice* isn't an option. That were it not for them, OH NOES, Middle America might actually go see a movie about gay cowboys - and like it!! What bugs me is it's not really about what an individual wants or does not want to watch, but the need to decide what *everyone* should or should not watch. It's about Conservative Pundits using hyperbole, fear, and hysteria to leap frog their way up the power structure for no one's benefit other than their own.
But there's Paula Zahn, who I can't fucking stand, and if she said the phrase "gay lifestyle" one more fucking time I was gonna probably get arrested. Then, there's Michael Medved who used to be kinda cool and has now turned into some kind of Conservative patsy mouthpiece brandishing the phrase "Liberal Hollywood" like a sword. Because, as we all know, if you say it enough times then it must be true. If Hollywood's soo damn liberal, why isn't there a series on one of the major networks with a lesbian lead? Or a gay lead outside of an asexual Will?
And the slugline reads "Is Middle America Ready for Gay Cowboys?". And I'm seething in my seat, grinding my teeth to bloody nubs because I'm soo fucking tired of people asking what Middle America is or isn't ready for. Hey, why isn't anyone asking if "Outer America" is ready for Conservative Oppression? 'Cuz I sure the Hell am not.
But, what really bugs me is the condescending tone of the question. I admit, I am not a Middle American but I was raised in Middle America, my family still lives there, and I get really fucking tired of the "Conservative Media" portraying Middle America as if it were populated with barely functioning, wide-eyed and innocent naifs who, were it not for the Conservative Watchdogs telling them what to think, would accidentally walk into a movie about Gay Cowboys. What bugs me is these Conservative Pundits act like *choice* isn't an option. That were it not for them, OH NOES, Middle America might actually go see a movie about gay cowboys - and like it!! What bugs me is it's not really about what an individual wants or does not want to watch, but the need to decide what *everyone* should or should not watch. It's about Conservative Pundits using hyperbole, fear, and hysteria to leap frog their way up the power structure for no one's benefit other than their own.