Not cool Like probably most Dartmouth students, I immediately checked my facebook account to see if I had anything incriminating.
Midwesterners Rock. October Birthday People. Eagle Scouts at Dartmouth. Jacques Derrida Fan Club. Gone for Two Terms. Woody Allen Appreciation Club. A picture of me playing euchre. A few pictures of me looking for a rubbish bin in London.
God, I'm a dull person.