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[tragic_chorus]

Stole this from someones journal..

If I were a stone, I'd be a diamond
If I were a tree, I'd be a apple tree
If I were an insect, I'd be a butterfly
If I were a fruit, I'd be a rotten peach
If I were a flower, I'd be a white rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a violin
If I were a color, I'd be grey
If I were a fragrance, I'd be the smell you get after it rains
If I were a vegetable, I'd be celery
If I were a sound, I'd be a sob
If I were a fabric, I'd be black satin
If I were underwear, I'd be boxers
If I were a time of day, I'd be the moment when everything goes completely dark.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be a sharp-edged, stainless steel crucifix.
If I were a type of makeup, I'd be lipgloss
If I were a single word, I'd be sarcastic
If I were a type of home, I'd be a box. =/