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Today I had to work today just because I felt like it, I have all the money in the world, though I like to work with the common people. So after that, Dustin and I went to guitar center, and I just took the most expensive guitar broke it in half, and stuck it in a marshall full stack. The guys were flippiing and I was like shut up, and I had the firing squad execute them all. After that, it started snowing and I went streaking. Then I saw this girl I didn't like, so I did a running hoagie smack and knocked her unconcious. I called the "run a train on a girl" hot line, and said I had a "tango" (code name for girl to run a train on), so instantly 500 guys out of no where rip corded out of black hawks, and we ran a train on the girl for 5 hours. I later found out that she was underaged, and tried sueing me, so I just stabbed her in her left boob, totally deflating it. I rule.