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Jan 12, 2004 22:00

The sweat was trickling off my face, paris hilton was working my penis so good before our big show at Red Rock. We were back stage and I could hear the biddies screaming "horses - eat - apples". I saw Dustin adjacent from me, getting a little sucky sucky from Britney Spears. We usually get pre-show blow jobs to improve our preformance, though it coudln't get much better. As I climaxed in Paris' mouth, she gave me this look like she was annoyed. I don't take subordinance, so I fucking judo chopped her in the throat, making my jizzum spew out of her nose giving her tusks. Dustin took the cue, and did the same to Britney. We took polariods of Britney and Paris getting walrused, and mailed them to rolling stones mag.

The intensity was building, before I stepped out to be showered with the thongs of biddies, Dustin halted me and gave me 2 multicolored pills. He took a red and blue pill together, and disappeared, I was like shit yo. This must be the new drug that makes you invisible, so I dropped them bitches and all of a sudden I drew a blank.

All of a sudden I saw Dustin through a window getting gang raped by Siagon whores, so I put out my arms and an array of weapons came out of no where, I grapped 2 ak-47s, dived through the window and came to Dustin's aid. In bullet time, I gave each siagon whore 3 shots to the head, eliminating them immediately. After 15 minutes of intense fighting it was over. Then morpheus came out of no where, and attempted to hoagie smack Dustin and I, but we just broke his penis off. Then the trip wore off, and Dustin and I were back on stage. We went out and gave the best show ever.

On one of our breakdowns the biddies started moshing in a pool of green jello, and I jumped down and banged them all.
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