My apologies on the delay....WIMSIE! ;) Bringing you...
...this week's Not My Dress!!!
This week's Not My Dress is the Oleg Cassini strapless, slim a-line with horizontal satin band detail and beaded lace applique.
Reasons this is not my dress:
- Can you imagine what kind of optical illusions those HORIZONTAL LINES would create?! We need not look wider. The only girls who need to look wider are the ones who also need to "eat a cheeseburger" as Matt's mom likes to say.
- Notice the rather large (you might have to zoom in) "beaded lace applique" flower on her breast. Yeah, no more attention needed, thanks.
- It's not that this dress is hideous, it's just not smart...that is, unless you want to look like a pair of Venetian blinds.
I hope you have enjoyed this week's installment of Not My Dress!
This week's Not My Dress is the Oleg Cassini strapless, slim a-line with horizontal satin band detail and beaded lace applique.
Reasons this is not my dress:
- Can you imagine what kind of optical illusions those HORIZONTAL LINES would create?! We need not look wider. The only girls who need to look wider are the ones who also need to "eat a cheeseburger" as Matt's mom likes to say.
- Notice the rather large (you might have to zoom in) "beaded lace applique" flower on her breast. Yeah, no more attention needed, thanks.
- It's not that this dress is hideous, it's just not smart...that is, unless you want to look like a pair of Venetian blinds.
I hope you have enjoyed this week's installment of Not My Dress!