German swearwords
So Im supposed to be studying 1) for my Calc exam tomorrow at 12:40, 2)my ISS exam on Tues. Am I? NO. What am I doing instead? Looking up swearwords in German and other different languages, care of insultmonger.com! (http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/german.htm) so I can swear at Heidi in German as she tries to study for her German test. As a result I am sitting in my room by myself (everyone in my house is sleeping) and laughing so hard I am crying. They (honest to god) have the exact translations for the following phrases.
Someone who waves back at the Teletubies
She had to swallow a lot
You stink like a mountain lion's cage
I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you gay asshole.
Your mum is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
You fish-faced excuse of a mishap by evolution.
When I see your fat girlfriend, I think German tanks are rolling again.
Thanks for nothing, you backstabbing son of a scraggy bitch whore.
That's not what your dad said in bed last night.
Did someone shit in your head and forget to stir it?
Go milk a male cow
Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks
I am mature. Insults are fun. Germans rock. Caffeine is sweet. I am delirious & insane. :-P
Someone who waves back at the Teletubies
She had to swallow a lot
You stink like a mountain lion's cage
I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you gay asshole.
Your mum is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
You fish-faced excuse of a mishap by evolution.
When I see your fat girlfriend, I think German tanks are rolling again.
Thanks for nothing, you backstabbing son of a scraggy bitch whore.
That's not what your dad said in bed last night.
Did someone shit in your head and forget to stir it?
Go milk a male cow
Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks
I am mature. Insults are fun. Germans rock. Caffeine is sweet. I am delirious & insane. :-P