It is sometimes surprising the expense some people will go to say, It was not MY error.
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I remember in elementary school, some kids would often loose one or both mittens.
Their Mom would grow tired of the expense and trouble of always having to buy or make new mittens.
The inattention or carelessness of loosing mittens. Childishness.
Some Moms would put attaching straps clipping the mittens to the coat sleeves.
Some attached a string from one mitten up the sleeve, down the other sleeve of the coat, attaching both mittens through the coat.
The ones with the string were fun. To pull the string it would pull a wet mitten up the sleeve and slap the wearer in the face.
Idiot string mittens, lots of laughs.
That looks easy enough.
Can't handle doing that ?
You must be an idiot.
Oh look, there is a string on the gas cap, you idiot.