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PAST
First grade teachers name: Miss.Frendricks or something.
Last sentence you said: "Titties in Zero gravity..."
Last song you sang: "The Wizard"-Black Sabbath
Last song stuck in your head: Hampster dance
Last person who you chatted with?: Kushan/Grendies.
Last movie you saw: Documentory about Nazi's, was about five hours long, on three DVD's.
Last CD you bought: Sex Pistols-"Never Mind the Bollocks"
PRESENT
What's in your CD player: CD-Rom drive, umm...pr0n film.
What's under your bed: Under my bed? i have a matress on the floor, about eight months ago you would have found a bag of marijuana though.
What's the weather like: W-w-weather? what is this Weather your speak of...?
What time did you wake up today: no Clue, got electrocuted, don't remember shit.
What's playing on your TV: Don't own one.
How many close friends do you have: Few.
How many enemies do you have: Ooooh Boy, thats one long list.
FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: Yeah right...
Are you going to college: Read the books, never took the SATS and whatever they have, but i could if i wanted to.
Where do you want to go: Caribbean, Meet Li just for the hell of it.
What is your career going to be: Career, Freelance porn star?
Where are you going to live: Some deserted island off the coast of some country.
How many kids do you want: Oh fuck no...NO!
Where do you want your honeymoon: If i did get married, i would go to like a seedy hotel for the honey moon, since i'd marry some horny bitch and we'd spend like one week in bed.
What kind of car will you have: Car?...Would a T-80 count as a car?
What age are you going to marry: How the fuck should i know?
PERSONAL STUFF
Name: No fucking Way, i'll just say my firstname...Sam...oh fuck lets do the Second and third ones...Sam(i) Samuelle Zaphod...Oh yes, i had Hippies for parents who thought it would be funny to give there Heathen child THREE NAMES, one that was Zaphod....
Nicknames: Lazy no good bum, ToXiN, Toxee, The M0le (Rarely used anymore), and Ir0n-MaN ;)
Address: Riiiiight....
College: What...the....?
Birthday: 12th of January 1984
Birthplace: Finland, Hospital.
Horoscope Sign: No clue right now.
Siblings: Two brothers, little one and big one, and one dead sister.
Parents: Mommy and Daddy who i both avoid like a gay guy avoids pussy.
Best Friends: Kushan, Grendies, Li. Those would probably be my three best friends, all pretty much people who i can trust with shit, like..."Whats this weird thing on my groin..?"
Marital Status: I Zee ze puzzy, Captain!
Pets: Four Spiders, one cat that comes by everynow and then, which i dont own..but i like the fucker.
Hair Color: Gonna have to go with Dirty Blonde here...God i feel like a cum stain just by saying that.
Eye Color: Greenish/blueish, not gonna check.
Glasses/Contacts: God damn Nerds that play D&D wear glasses! I am the ub3r-1337 g33k and wear non When my super character come sout and WHOOPS your ass!
Height: 6'4", or Very fucking tall.
Piercings: Tounge, eyebrow, ears.
Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Hey i got Three arms! *pulls down pants* See!
What's one thing you would change about yourself?: I'd like a smaller Penis, the current one doesn't fit in to my pants.
What's your most comfortable piece of clothing?: Probably my jeans, Black or blue...Gotta love jeans, and black shirts, fuck theres my whole wardrobe, Black shirts, jeans of both black and blue, oh and some random shit, but the jeans rule.
Song to Describe your life: "Iron Man"-Black Sabbath ("Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world, planing his vengance")
Five words to describe yourself: Horny, Perverted, Lunatic, Sex-mazzzzzinnnne!, Fucked-up (ONE WORD!)
Background: Ooo, lets leave that at i got beat up as a kid, but by god i got my revenge on those fucks when i learned how much fun swords are, have had two people VERY close to me shot, one infront of my eyes, that being my Sister, and the other being Cyrus, Who's full name i will still probably utter in silence on my death bed. (That woman and me had one very weird thing in common, fucked up names)
SOCIAL LIFE
Best Girl Friend: Gotta put Li and Emma here, can't pick.
Best Guy Friend: Kushan.
Where can you usually be found?: In my 'home' which is a warehouse...by the computers...probably touching myself.
Which friend would you like to be with right now?: Fuck, Ooo....the most horny one!...*shudders* No no no....
Are you the center of attention?: Isn't it obvious already that I am the ONLY reason the world exists.
What's your idea of a dream date?: First date, get laid, like five times, by TWINS! YEAH!
Where's the best hangout?: Probably the Computer-Markets.
Do you like being around people or being alone?: Well people of course, so they can throw their attention on My and my big ass sexual organ.
What's your biggest turn off in the opposite sex?: Bitchyness that comes about 28 days apart...
OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS...WHO?
Have you known the longest?: Would have to be Nick, but i dont know, haven't talked to any of my 'real life' friends in a long time
Do you argue the most with?: Kushan probably, Hehehehe...Usually starts with the "You are gonna be the Bitch this night" thing...
Do you always get along with?: Oh fuck, i get along with no one, hehehehe, nice quality really...
Is the most trustworthy?: Oh i'd have to go with either Kushan or Grendies, or Li...God dammit! i hate these questions!
Makes you laugh the most?: Kushan.
Has been there through all the hard times?: Well...I'd have to say Emma, shes kinda always been there, of course i have been a total bastard to her, But thats just because i rule so much.
Always has to have a man/woman?: Can't say......
Is the most sensitive?: Kushan..."God dammit ToX, Kiss me on the Neck when you do that! UNG!"
Biggest loser?: Sir Phoenixx from the Renalert forums.
Most unique?: Emma...Naaah the whole Angst thing is done by everyone...Kushan, yup Kushan.
Is the most encouraging?: Kushan.
Is the most blunt?: Me. "GET THE FUCK OVER IT! So you cut it off, not like you cut yourself a hole down there after that, did ya?"
Is the most likely to be Gay?: KUSHAN.
Is the most outgoing?: Dont know.
Is the most rebellious?: I'm the most destructive...I'd have to go on Kushan being more rebelious, i just love things blowing up...or fucking up
Is the horniest?: Me.
Is the laziest?: DB.
Is the most optimistic?: Dont know really...
Is the most conservative?: See Above.
Is most likely to become famous?: Kushan.
Most likely to become rich?: Kushan, fucker gets everything doesn't he?
Is most likely to end up in jail?: Me.
Is most likely to have a million kids?: Kushan.
Is most likely never to have kids?: Me.
Will get a boob job?: Boob job? Who were! I wanna see!
Will get married first?: Kushan, crazy Irish bastard.
Will lose their virginity first?: Wait...let me think...Can't say anything about Li, she'd kick my ass if i said anything, Kushans probably a Virgin, Grendies...i'm pretty sure is a Virgin....Emma...Hahahhaha, if shes a Virgin then i'm a saint.
But me? Myself, oh fuck, i ain't never been a virgin, when i was born, i jumped out, humped the nurse.
Always wears a smile?: Kushan probably, i can see the Smile, Mocking me! looking down at me....Evil bastard.
Is the smartest?: Li.
Complains the most?: Me.
Complains the least?: Li.
Is the biggest flirt?: Me probably in real life....
Needs a good man/woman?: Me.
Has the best fashion sense?: Fashion....Fashionist.....Fascist?
Has the weirdest taste in the opposite sex?: Would have to say Michelle here.
Best form of entertainment?: Pr0n.
Is a bad influence?: Oh fuck, my minds a bad influence on me.
FAVORITES
Colour: Dark Green.
Clothes: Jeans black or blue, and black shirt, i do have a amazingly big collection Leder hosen which i use to love wearing, untill i saw some big ass fat guy wearing leather trousers...came up to me and was like "Aint we just too cool?" Made me want to barf, i could see his Buttcrack cleaveage a mile away.
Animal: Spiders or snakes.
Book: 1984
Food: Chinese, No meat.
Restaurant: Nearby one i can order from
TV show: Stargate, but i don't own a TV.
TV star: Patrick Stewart.
Movie: Kill Bill.
Movie star: Patrick Stewart, fuck that man RULES
Song: Iron Man-Black sabbath
Music Video: Music Videos are for popstars and MTV, BS.
Car: Macho idiots like sports cars, i on the other hand want a Hummer, with a mounted M-60 MG.
Hobby: pr0n, Computers.
Sport: Fuck me harder.
Holiday: Dont like any really...
Month: None.
Flower: Would dry roses count?
Vacation: The moon, i'd go there, looking for Females.
School Subject: Dont go to school.
Cartoon/Anime: South Park, and Anime...umm..the very few episodes of Hellsing i've seen or...Trigun...probably Trigun.
Clothing Brand: Labels are for morons who want to be cool, kind of like the Anarchy sign these days "Yo! Dudes, its like so Rad, i got this shirt with the A'sign and now i'ma go Skate like so long, and be like all...Anarchy dude....Like Chaos".
Sports team: Suck my cock, Please.
Game: NwN:SoU, or System Shock 2.
Radio Station: nope, don't listen to it.
Sport to Watch: Please Rape me now.
Soda: Coke.
Breakfast food: TOAST! Hell yeah! Toast Pwns every fucking pansy around!
Sweets: White choclate.
Place: Uranus.
Shampoo: Sham.....Poo....its a Sham and its Poo.
Outrageous Hair color: Let me stick a chain saw through your skull, and then we'll see how...OUTRAGEOUS! that is...fucktard.
Cologne/Perfume: Oh fuck, i smell of Testorone, love juice, you know, that stuff that makes all the women in a ten mile radius jump me.
Nail polish color: ...What kind of Homosexual question thing is this, Son!?
Gum: Gum is for pussies.
Family Member: don't like my family, well most of it anyway, probably my big bro.
Fast food place: Fast food is for fat people.
Alcoholic beverage: Good Soviet Vodka.
Dream: Orgy with like 10 girls, oh yeaaaaah.
Thing to say in a foreign language: Plavds Vadnia, or however you are supposed to spell it, its Russian.
Stuffed Animal: Mr.Tubby, the bear.
Beach: Beaches are for Retarded Jocks and easy girls, unless its a Nude beach, then i'm hanging around in the bushes with a camera.
Amusement park: Särkän-niemi in Finland, they have the worlds biggest half pipe there.
Lip Gloss flavor: Fuck eww...
Shoes: Finnish army standard issue combat boots.
Thing to do when you're bored: Look at pr0n god dammit.
Smell: cooked smell coming from my 'slightly' burnt hands
Pick-up Line: "Hey, i'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packin' that much ass."
Memories: Having your sister shot infront of you is one of the first to come up.
STUPID QUESTIONS
Have you ever been suspected of committing a crime?: Oh fuck yes, i have hand-cuffs i stole from every time i've been thrown in to a cell, or been arrested.
What do you want people to say about you when you die?: Well i'll die when i'm like 109, i want them to say "Only the good die young, he didn't"
How long does it take you to get ready to go out?: Lets see, c0xx0r in pants, butterfly knife, in pants...pants on...shirt on....and then my trench coat and voila.
What super power would you want?: I want the super power of being able to get woment o strip naked when i snap my fingers, and do dirty things to me.
What would you like to be reincarnated as?: Australian Bird eating spider, biggest known spider in the world.
Do you make fun of your friends?: Fuck yeah, behind their backs though...Oops!
Words or phrases you over use: "Oh shit i gotta go clean the sp00j out of my pants again!"
If you were an animal what would you be?: *Sp00j's ont he creator of this things* You had it coming.
Do you enjoy talking to yourself?: Yup.
What's your biggest fear?: Losing my Very big sexual organ, god that things big.
What' your most prized possession?: My swords.
What's the funniest word you can think of?: Fucktard
What songs bring back the most memories?: dont really know....
What's the largest organ in the human body?: My body? the Penis, i mean its bigger than a baseball bat.
Do you have a bar trick?: Smacking the fucker infront of me silly with my dick.
Who/What are you thankful for?: My dick.
Do you believe in fate?: Fuck no, i fuck up because i want to fuck up, no one 'makes' me fuck up...
Do you get along with your parents?: Hahahahahahahahahah, No.
Could a pack of wolves done a better job raising you?: You mean they WEREN'T Wolves?
What time do you go to bed?: i try to keep myself on nice shift thingie.....dont ask.
What do you look for in the opposite sex?: Well...A Wide mouth, not gag reflex, one hand to hold my beer, the other to hold my weiner.
What was the most difficult thing you had to do?: You know i screwed a goat once for two hundred markka...
If you were given one day to live what would you do?: Go on fucking rampage! paint some city RED! with blood!
What's your most embarrassing moment?: running through a gay bar butt-naked.
What's the Worst feeling in the world?: To know the people you loved, and wanted to hold and care for will never be there for you to hold or care for, since they are dead.
If you could meet anyone who ever existed who would it be?: Cyrus.
Have you ever been in love?: Guess so.
What's your best physical feature?: I mean i need PANTS with Three legs because its so big.
What's your summer job?: Professional Whore, i only do that Classy hot Ladies, i sell stuff..............
What is the oddest thing you've inherited from your parents?: Ears.
What's the biggest lie you've ever told?: "The spoon was stuck there when i got here."
What was the meanest thing you ever did as a little kid?: Fuck i was a terror as a kid! rude and all....still am....
What's the best scam you've ever pulled and gotten away with?: Sucker.
What was the worst punishment your parents inflicted?: Well my teachers beat me, damn american Christian school i went to here...
What have you learned about love?: Bah, nothing.
First grade teachers name: Miss.Frendricks or something.
Last sentence you said: "Titties in Zero gravity..."
Last song you sang: "The Wizard"-Black Sabbath
Last song stuck in your head: Hampster dance
Last person who you chatted with?: Kushan/Grendies.
Last movie you saw: Documentory about Nazi's, was about five hours long, on three DVD's.
Last CD you bought: Sex Pistols-"Never Mind the Bollocks"
PRESENT
What's in your CD player: CD-Rom drive, umm...pr0n film.
What's under your bed: Under my bed? i have a matress on the floor, about eight months ago you would have found a bag of marijuana though.
What's the weather like: W-w-weather? what is this Weather your speak of...?
What time did you wake up today: no Clue, got electrocuted, don't remember shit.
What's playing on your TV: Don't own one.
How many close friends do you have: Few.
How many enemies do you have: Ooooh Boy, thats one long list.
FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: Yeah right...
Are you going to college: Read the books, never took the SATS and whatever they have, but i could if i wanted to.
Where do you want to go: Caribbean, Meet Li just for the hell of it.
What is your career going to be: Career, Freelance porn star?
Where are you going to live: Some deserted island off the coast of some country.
How many kids do you want: Oh fuck no...NO!
Where do you want your honeymoon: If i did get married, i would go to like a seedy hotel for the honey moon, since i'd marry some horny bitch and we'd spend like one week in bed.
What kind of car will you have: Car?...Would a T-80 count as a car?
What age are you going to marry: How the fuck should i know?
PERSONAL STUFF
Name: No fucking Way, i'll just say my firstname...Sam...oh fuck lets do the Second and third ones...Sam(i) Samuelle Zaphod...Oh yes, i had Hippies for parents who thought it would be funny to give there Heathen child THREE NAMES, one that was Zaphod....
Nicknames: Lazy no good bum, ToXiN, Toxee, The M0le (Rarely used anymore), and Ir0n-MaN ;)
Address: Riiiiight....
College: What...the....?
Birthday: 12th of January 1984
Birthplace: Finland, Hospital.
Horoscope Sign: No clue right now.
Siblings: Two brothers, little one and big one, and one dead sister.
Parents: Mommy and Daddy who i both avoid like a gay guy avoids pussy.
Best Friends: Kushan, Grendies, Li. Those would probably be my three best friends, all pretty much people who i can trust with shit, like..."Whats this weird thing on my groin..?"
Marital Status: I Zee ze puzzy, Captain!
Pets: Four Spiders, one cat that comes by everynow and then, which i dont own..but i like the fucker.
Hair Color: Gonna have to go with Dirty Blonde here...God i feel like a cum stain just by saying that.
Eye Color: Greenish/blueish, not gonna check.
Glasses/Contacts: God damn Nerds that play D&D wear glasses! I am the ub3r-1337 g33k and wear non When my super character come sout and WHOOPS your ass!
Height: 6'4", or Very fucking tall.
Piercings: Tounge, eyebrow, ears.
Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Hey i got Three arms! *pulls down pants* See!
What's one thing you would change about yourself?: I'd like a smaller Penis, the current one doesn't fit in to my pants.
What's your most comfortable piece of clothing?: Probably my jeans, Black or blue...Gotta love jeans, and black shirts, fuck theres my whole wardrobe, Black shirts, jeans of both black and blue, oh and some random shit, but the jeans rule.
Song to Describe your life: "Iron Man"-Black Sabbath ("Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world, planing his vengance")
Five words to describe yourself: Horny, Perverted, Lunatic, Sex-mazzzzzinnnne!, Fucked-up (ONE WORD!)
Background: Ooo, lets leave that at i got beat up as a kid, but by god i got my revenge on those fucks when i learned how much fun swords are, have had two people VERY close to me shot, one infront of my eyes, that being my Sister, and the other being Cyrus, Who's full name i will still probably utter in silence on my death bed. (That woman and me had one very weird thing in common, fucked up names)
SOCIAL LIFE
Best Girl Friend: Gotta put Li and Emma here, can't pick.
Best Guy Friend: Kushan.
Where can you usually be found?: In my 'home' which is a warehouse...by the computers...probably touching myself.
Which friend would you like to be with right now?: Fuck, Ooo....the most horny one!...*shudders* No no no....
Are you the center of attention?: Isn't it obvious already that I am the ONLY reason the world exists.
What's your idea of a dream date?: First date, get laid, like five times, by TWINS! YEAH!
Where's the best hangout?: Probably the Computer-Markets.
Do you like being around people or being alone?: Well people of course, so they can throw their attention on My and my big ass sexual organ.
What's your biggest turn off in the opposite sex?: Bitchyness that comes about 28 days apart...
OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS...WHO?
Have you known the longest?: Would have to be Nick, but i dont know, haven't talked to any of my 'real life' friends in a long time
Do you argue the most with?: Kushan probably, Hehehehe...Usually starts with the "You are gonna be the Bitch this night" thing...
Do you always get along with?: Oh fuck, i get along with no one, hehehehe, nice quality really...
Is the most trustworthy?: Oh i'd have to go with either Kushan or Grendies, or Li...God dammit! i hate these questions!
Makes you laugh the most?: Kushan.
Has been there through all the hard times?: Well...I'd have to say Emma, shes kinda always been there, of course i have been a total bastard to her, But thats just because i rule so much.
Always has to have a man/woman?: Can't say......
Is the most sensitive?: Kushan..."God dammit ToX, Kiss me on the Neck when you do that! UNG!"
Biggest loser?: Sir Phoenixx from the Renalert forums.
Most unique?: Emma...Naaah the whole Angst thing is done by everyone...Kushan, yup Kushan.
Is the most encouraging?: Kushan.
Is the most blunt?: Me. "GET THE FUCK OVER IT! So you cut it off, not like you cut yourself a hole down there after that, did ya?"
Is the most likely to be Gay?: KUSHAN.
Is the most outgoing?: Dont know.
Is the most rebellious?: I'm the most destructive...I'd have to go on Kushan being more rebelious, i just love things blowing up...or fucking up
Is the horniest?: Me.
Is the laziest?: DB.
Is the most optimistic?: Dont know really...
Is the most conservative?: See Above.
Is most likely to become famous?: Kushan.
Most likely to become rich?: Kushan, fucker gets everything doesn't he?
Is most likely to end up in jail?: Me.
Is most likely to have a million kids?: Kushan.
Is most likely never to have kids?: Me.
Will get a boob job?: Boob job? Who were! I wanna see!
Will get married first?: Kushan, crazy Irish bastard.
Will lose their virginity first?: Wait...let me think...Can't say anything about Li, she'd kick my ass if i said anything, Kushans probably a Virgin, Grendies...i'm pretty sure is a Virgin....Emma...Hahahhaha, if shes a Virgin then i'm a saint.
But me? Myself, oh fuck, i ain't never been a virgin, when i was born, i jumped out, humped the nurse.
Always wears a smile?: Kushan probably, i can see the Smile, Mocking me! looking down at me....Evil bastard.
Is the smartest?: Li.
Complains the most?: Me.
Complains the least?: Li.
Is the biggest flirt?: Me probably in real life....
Needs a good man/woman?: Me.
Has the best fashion sense?: Fashion....Fashionist.....Fascist?
Has the weirdest taste in the opposite sex?: Would have to say Michelle here.
Best form of entertainment?: Pr0n.
Is a bad influence?: Oh fuck, my minds a bad influence on me.
FAVORITES
Colour: Dark Green.
Clothes: Jeans black or blue, and black shirt, i do have a amazingly big collection Leder hosen which i use to love wearing, untill i saw some big ass fat guy wearing leather trousers...came up to me and was like "Aint we just too cool?" Made me want to barf, i could see his Buttcrack cleaveage a mile away.
Animal: Spiders or snakes.
Book: 1984
Food: Chinese, No meat.
Restaurant: Nearby one i can order from
TV show: Stargate, but i don't own a TV.
TV star: Patrick Stewart.
Movie: Kill Bill.
Movie star: Patrick Stewart, fuck that man RULES
Song: Iron Man-Black sabbath
Music Video: Music Videos are for popstars and MTV, BS.
Car: Macho idiots like sports cars, i on the other hand want a Hummer, with a mounted M-60 MG.
Hobby: pr0n, Computers.
Sport: Fuck me harder.
Holiday: Dont like any really...
Month: None.
Flower: Would dry roses count?
Vacation: The moon, i'd go there, looking for Females.
School Subject: Dont go to school.
Cartoon/Anime: South Park, and Anime...umm..the very few episodes of Hellsing i've seen or...Trigun...probably Trigun.
Clothing Brand: Labels are for morons who want to be cool, kind of like the Anarchy sign these days "Yo! Dudes, its like so Rad, i got this shirt with the A'sign and now i'ma go Skate like so long, and be like all...Anarchy dude....Like Chaos".
Sports team: Suck my cock, Please.
Game: NwN:SoU, or System Shock 2.
Radio Station: nope, don't listen to it.
Sport to Watch: Please Rape me now.
Soda: Coke.
Breakfast food: TOAST! Hell yeah! Toast Pwns every fucking pansy around!
Sweets: White choclate.
Place: Uranus.
Shampoo: Sham.....Poo....its a Sham and its Poo.
Outrageous Hair color: Let me stick a chain saw through your skull, and then we'll see how...OUTRAGEOUS! that is...fucktard.
Cologne/Perfume: Oh fuck, i smell of Testorone, love juice, you know, that stuff that makes all the women in a ten mile radius jump me.
Nail polish color: ...What kind of Homosexual question thing is this, Son!?
Gum: Gum is for pussies.
Family Member: don't like my family, well most of it anyway, probably my big bro.
Fast food place: Fast food is for fat people.
Alcoholic beverage: Good Soviet Vodka.
Dream: Orgy with like 10 girls, oh yeaaaaah.
Thing to say in a foreign language: Plavds Vadnia, or however you are supposed to spell it, its Russian.
Stuffed Animal: Mr.Tubby, the bear.
Beach: Beaches are for Retarded Jocks and easy girls, unless its a Nude beach, then i'm hanging around in the bushes with a camera.
Amusement park: Särkän-niemi in Finland, they have the worlds biggest half pipe there.
Lip Gloss flavor: Fuck eww...
Shoes: Finnish army standard issue combat boots.
Thing to do when you're bored: Look at pr0n god dammit.
Smell: cooked smell coming from my 'slightly' burnt hands
Pick-up Line: "Hey, i'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packin' that much ass."
Memories: Having your sister shot infront of you is one of the first to come up.
STUPID QUESTIONS
Have you ever been suspected of committing a crime?: Oh fuck yes, i have hand-cuffs i stole from every time i've been thrown in to a cell, or been arrested.
What do you want people to say about you when you die?: Well i'll die when i'm like 109, i want them to say "Only the good die young, he didn't"
How long does it take you to get ready to go out?: Lets see, c0xx0r in pants, butterfly knife, in pants...pants on...shirt on....and then my trench coat and voila.
What super power would you want?: I want the super power of being able to get woment o strip naked when i snap my fingers, and do dirty things to me.
What would you like to be reincarnated as?: Australian Bird eating spider, biggest known spider in the world.
Do you make fun of your friends?: Fuck yeah, behind their backs though...Oops!
Words or phrases you over use: "Oh shit i gotta go clean the sp00j out of my pants again!"
If you were an animal what would you be?: *Sp00j's ont he creator of this things* You had it coming.
Do you enjoy talking to yourself?: Yup.
What's your biggest fear?: Losing my Very big sexual organ, god that things big.
What' your most prized possession?: My swords.
What's the funniest word you can think of?: Fucktard
What songs bring back the most memories?: dont really know....
What's the largest organ in the human body?: My body? the Penis, i mean its bigger than a baseball bat.
Do you have a bar trick?: Smacking the fucker infront of me silly with my dick.
Who/What are you thankful for?: My dick.
Do you believe in fate?: Fuck no, i fuck up because i want to fuck up, no one 'makes' me fuck up...
Do you get along with your parents?: Hahahahahahahahahah, No.
Could a pack of wolves done a better job raising you?: You mean they WEREN'T Wolves?
What time do you go to bed?: i try to keep myself on nice shift thingie.....dont ask.
What do you look for in the opposite sex?: Well...A Wide mouth, not gag reflex, one hand to hold my beer, the other to hold my weiner.
What was the most difficult thing you had to do?: You know i screwed a goat once for two hundred markka...
If you were given one day to live what would you do?: Go on fucking rampage! paint some city RED! with blood!
What's your most embarrassing moment?: running through a gay bar butt-naked.
What's the Worst feeling in the world?: To know the people you loved, and wanted to hold and care for will never be there for you to hold or care for, since they are dead.
If you could meet anyone who ever existed who would it be?: Cyrus.
Have you ever been in love?: Guess so.
What's your best physical feature?: I mean i need PANTS with Three legs because its so big.
What's your summer job?: Professional Whore, i only do that Classy hot Ladies, i sell stuff..............
What is the oddest thing you've inherited from your parents?: Ears.
What's the biggest lie you've ever told?: "The spoon was stuck there when i got here."
What was the meanest thing you ever did as a little kid?: Fuck i was a terror as a kid! rude and all....still am....
What's the best scam you've ever pulled and gotten away with?: Sucker.
What was the worst punishment your parents inflicted?: Well my teachers beat me, damn american Christian school i went to here...
What have you learned about love?: Bah, nothing.