...
They say i'm the cutest boy in town, my car is fast, my teeth is shiny, i tell all the girls they can kiss ass, here i am at a famous school, i'm looking sharp and actting cool, i got a cheerleader here who wants to help with my papers, i'll let her do all the work and maybe later i'll rape her...Oh god i am the American dream.
No seriously i am, and i stole the last from "Bobby Brown"-Frank Zappa, She took bit off my balls, i guess i still have the dick but now it shoots too quick.
Fork.
I'm gross and perverted, im obsessed and deranged...
Fuck i was going to go work today, decided against it, fuck i've had the job for two days and fucking love it.
what do i do? Sell stuff...Hahahaha! Right! 'Sell stuff' Fuck i sit around watch pr0n and play CS.
Thats what the fuck i do.
yeah, and we build custom rigs...
"So let me get this straight, you want a computer in the shape of a naked woman?"
Acctually we have stripped and a live lesbian sex show in the back that we get to watch, No seriously, we do!
Dammit i swear the two things that could keep anyone alive for a very long time pr0n and CS.
Watch some pr0n, play some CS, Watch some pr0n, play some CS, watch som-- You get the point...
Also i got a shitload of Jobs, im PR guy for RoTE and gotta do Community Mod updates there, fuck i've been lazy lately, i'll just scrape some stuff up from around, hey maybe in like three years i'll be some fucking community big shot.
No real chance of that happening, i'll be too lazy.
Rather be poor and fucked by a blind black guy then famous.
I'd rather be Dead then Famous acctually...
Fuck with people that eat sp00j for living like fl00d3d, who seems like a f00.
ACK's been acting cool lately too, i think i acctually had a conversation with him at some point in IRC.
Hooray for me.
Anyway, Oh and i have 636 MP3's all downloaded.
God i'm such a warez' monkey.
Bad Techno like Lords of Acid rule too.
Fuck SpinkyChan rules, so does Kushan.
Oh fuck My mousepad PWNs.
I think i'm gonna make a list after every LJ post, about the stuff i'm doing.
Here goes.
Current things i'm looking at: n00bstories, cncDEN, RenEvo, Kushans LJ.
Current thoughts: Why can't i post Pr0n at GGE.
Current feeling: wet. (Not like that you horny bastard)
Current Tired level: 56/100.
Current HP: 104/110.
Current EP: 98/120.
Current Liquid thats entering body: Vodka&coke.
No seriously i am, and i stole the last from "Bobby Brown"-Frank Zappa, She took bit off my balls, i guess i still have the dick but now it shoots too quick.
Fork.
I'm gross and perverted, im obsessed and deranged...
Fuck i was going to go work today, decided against it, fuck i've had the job for two days and fucking love it.
what do i do? Sell stuff...Hahahaha! Right! 'Sell stuff' Fuck i sit around watch pr0n and play CS.
Thats what the fuck i do.
yeah, and we build custom rigs...
"So let me get this straight, you want a computer in the shape of a naked woman?"
Acctually we have stripped and a live lesbian sex show in the back that we get to watch, No seriously, we do!
Dammit i swear the two things that could keep anyone alive for a very long time pr0n and CS.
Watch some pr0n, play some CS, Watch some pr0n, play some CS, watch som-- You get the point...
Also i got a shitload of Jobs, im PR guy for RoTE and gotta do Community Mod updates there, fuck i've been lazy lately, i'll just scrape some stuff up from around, hey maybe in like three years i'll be some fucking community big shot.
No real chance of that happening, i'll be too lazy.
Rather be poor and fucked by a blind black guy then famous.
I'd rather be Dead then Famous acctually...
Fuck with people that eat sp00j for living like fl00d3d, who seems like a f00.
ACK's been acting cool lately too, i think i acctually had a conversation with him at some point in IRC.
Hooray for me.
Anyway, Oh and i have 636 MP3's all downloaded.
God i'm such a warez' monkey.
Bad Techno like Lords of Acid rule too.
Fuck SpinkyChan rules, so does Kushan.
Oh fuck My mousepad PWNs.
I think i'm gonna make a list after every LJ post, about the stuff i'm doing.
Here goes.
Current things i'm looking at: n00bstories, cncDEN, RenEvo, Kushans LJ.
Current thoughts: Why can't i post Pr0n at GGE.
Current feeling: wet. (Not like that you horny bastard)
Current Tired level: 56/100.
Current HP: 104/110.
Current EP: 98/120.
Current Liquid thats entering body: Vodka&coke.