May 17, 2009 00:17
Bri: Wow... medical science at its finest.
Nate: Lolz.
Bri: I just saw a commercial for the Pos-T-Vac. It's like a penis pump. Apparently the vaccuum-like suction gets men erect within minutes and makes sex last longer.
Nate: Ookkkkk.
Bri: We can't cure cancer but we can think of twenty different ways to make your penis happy. AND? It's apparently covered by most medical insurance companies.
Nate: Omg! Wtf?
Bri: Yes. And most of the guys in the commercial are like 50-70 years old.
Nate: Ookkkk.
Bri: ....and now I hit a commercial for Extenze.
Nate: Lolz I dont wanna know.
Bri: Comedy Central: We care about your penis.
Nate: LOL!!
Bri: ...next episode of Comedy Central Presents that comes on? I'm counting how many penis-related commercials there are.
Nate: Lol!
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{issue} advertising is for rookies,
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