i reached for the keys. something was wrong. i read it over aloud: "hit her in the back of the head with my fist like she just insulted my mother at the 2nd street pub on a saturday night around 1 am. She dropped like I'd cut the strings on one of those stupid puppets that you see at fairs and shit"...hmmm yes there it was. I had been proof reading papers since the 4th grade and was known to write essays for cash. i looked up and yelled to him in the next room. "you use like one too many."
he wasn't listening but i kept reading, ofcourse because the fact of the matter was, he's fucking good at what he does.
Ted Danson in Getting Even With Dad.foreignpetalsJuly 18 2003, 20:36:05 UTC
WICHITA, KANSAS Mid 1970s: Bob De Niro was on the set of Taxi Driver rehearsing his lines and Marty Sco was snorting lines off of Cybill Sheperd's stomach with Al Brooks jacking off in the corner. A young Jodie Foster (she must have been around 12 or 13), cast to play an eleven-year-old prostitute, kept giving me the eye like she wanted in on the coke I brought on set as a gift. She was and still is a little hardbody, but I had enough class not to give it to her at that age.
Neil Garriscond and I were still close around the time Jodie yelled Rape from the second story of the set built for the final crane sequence. We all thought it was funny. Marty Sco was on so much blow he started drawing tiny story boards of fat Garriscond rearranging Jodie's pre-teen organs. I got even more of a laugh when I started impersonating Scorcese and talking about shooting Jodie in the pussy with a .44 magnum pistol. Marty laughed for so long he decided to write my ad-lib monologue into the script
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Ted Danson in Jerry and Tom.unburiableJuly 18 2003, 20:45:11 UTC
First thing in the morning I got a call from Ally Sheedy's assistant Gabriel asking where the fuck Ally was. That man's voice is rather whiny, in a very singular manner that I can hardly place my finger on but for the middle finger I raise blandly while quesioning it's purtorted relevance to me. He's built like a conjugal dragon, this guy, and he's not all that whiny in person, but son of a bitch if he doesn't sound like a little girl when I put him on speakerphone. Before I could get a few dozen words out he'd already asked two questions alone about the Remedy Lounge and another about what sort of drinks I let Ally have. But you know, if I wanted to play babysitter to an already established patron of a very visited bar in a crucial section of the New York district proper, I'd have instead brought the Olsen Twins
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Ted Danson in Pontiac Moon.foreignpetalsJuly 18 2003, 21:08:12 UTC
HllywdBdss652: For fuck, Carly. I'm suffocating in this god damn office. Turn the temperature down some, will you? What time is it? YorbasSec: The air's been out all morning, Louis. What do you want me to do? around 2:45. HllywdBdss652: I've got a 4 o'clock with Francis Ford Copolla. I want it cold in here If it means swimming to the Arctic to fetch some fucking polar ice. Have you heard the new Cat Power record? YorbasSec: I LOVE cat power :) HllywdBdss652: Get me two tickets to the show at Emo's tonight, ok? I want to take this hardbody I met at the gym this morning. It was freezing in the gym. Why is it so god damn hot in here, Carly? YorbasSec: Here Louis. I sent you a cat power mp3. You'll love it. YorbasSec: What do you think? HllywdBdss652: Trash. HllywdBdss652: 86 those tickets. Reserve a table for two at Estradi's. YorbasSec: I really thought you'd like her. She's so cute. Done and done. HllywdBdss652: Remind me to never ask your opinion again. YorbasSec: Francis Ford Copolla is here to see you.
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yes there it was. I had been proof reading papers since the 4th grade and was known to write essays for cash. i looked up and yelled to him in the next room. "you use like one too many."
he wasn't listening but i kept reading, ofcourse because the fact of the matter was, he's fucking good at what he does.
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Bob De Niro was on the set of Taxi Driver rehearsing his lines and Marty Sco was snorting lines off of Cybill Sheperd's stomach with Al Brooks jacking off in the corner. A young Jodie Foster (she must have been around 12 or 13), cast to play an eleven-year-old prostitute, kept giving me the eye like she wanted in on the coke I brought on set as a gift. She was and still is a little hardbody, but I had enough class not to give it to her at that age.
Neil Garriscond and I were still close around the time Jodie yelled Rape from the second story of the set built for the final crane sequence. We all thought it was funny. Marty Sco was on so much blow he started drawing tiny story boards of fat Garriscond rearranging Jodie's pre-teen organs. I got even more of a laugh when I started impersonating Scorcese and talking about shooting Jodie in the pussy with a .44 magnum pistol. Marty laughed for so long he decided to write my ad-lib monologue into the script ( ... )
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YorbasSec: The air's been out all morning, Louis. What do you want me to do? around 2:45.
HllywdBdss652: I've got a 4 o'clock with Francis Ford Copolla. I want it cold in here If it means swimming to the Arctic to fetch some fucking polar ice. Have you heard the new Cat Power record?
YorbasSec: I LOVE cat power :)
HllywdBdss652: Get me two tickets to the show at Emo's tonight, ok? I want to take this hardbody I met at the gym this morning. It was freezing in the gym. Why is it so god damn hot in here, Carly?
YorbasSec: Here Louis. I sent you a cat power mp3. You'll love it.
YorbasSec: What do you think?
HllywdBdss652: Trash.
HllywdBdss652: 86 those tickets. Reserve a table for two at Estradi's.
YorbasSec: I really thought you'd like her. She's so cute. Done and done.
HllywdBdss652: Remind me to never ask your opinion again.
YorbasSec: Francis Ford Copolla is here to see you.
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