Comments | towerofanimus: Being a maid is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

allthefeelings in towerofanimus

Being a maid is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

Nov 29, 2011 23:27

Characters: [OU] Eridan Ampora, [OU] Vriska Serket, [AU] Karkat Vantas, anyone else who wants to encounter him
Setting: Residential floors
Format: Whatever you want
Summary: Eridan is doing his stupid maid job. Later, he gets eaten by a big spider.
Warnings: At least PG for swearing. Maybe higher for being eaten by a freaking spider.

Eridan hates his ( Read more... )

[ou] willow rosenberg, [ou] taiki, [ou] eridan ampora, [au1] karkat vantas, [ou] vriska serket

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craaaaaaaazy8s November 30 2011, 05:03:19 UTC

Vriska was lurking again, waiting for another victim. She couldn't keep using the fairy dust, people would definitely start to catch on if she did. She didn't even wait to see who it was she was attacking this time. She wasn't going to second guess herself on it. So as soon as she saw a shadow pass, she lunged out, swinging her fist at the back of the head of whoever had passed by her.

She had to take them out quick, she couldn't be seen or it would ruin the whole plan.

allthefeelings November 30 2011, 06:39:38 UTC

Eridan felt a prickly sensation of someone behind him far too late, seconds before Vriska's fist collided with his skull. He toppled, clipping his chin and biting into his cheek, grunting as he sprawled.

craaaaaaaazy8s November 30 2011, 06:52:53 UTC

Oh shit. Vriska stooped over her victim with a sudden wave of panic as she saw who it was. A troll. Eridan. Shit, that wasn't what she'd been going for, trolls weren't supposed to get involved because then it would just be a bigger mess. She glanced down the hallway quickly to make sure no one else was around before she grabbed hold of his cape to haul him up.

Well, it hadn't been what she was intending, but she wouldn't let a good meal for Spidermom go to waste. She hurriedly took the stairs to find the floor with the forest, stopping every so often to re-situate him on her shoulders before she finally gave up that tactic and decided to drag him the rest of the way once she reached the forest.

She hated how she knew the exact path to get to where Spidermom had spun her web, so she tried not to think about it as she pulled him along and then deposited him in the cleared area.

romcomedian November 30 2011, 06:56:57 UTC

And who would be waiting but the other despicable cerulean, pacing and wringing his hands on anticipation. Or he had been, shortly before Spidermom had decided to pin him to the floor with her webbing to stop him. Now he was just trying to get it all undone before Vriska came back.

It didn't work. But suddenly it didn't matter because...

"You brought a troll?" Karkat hissed, color draining from his face as he struggled to keep his voice down.

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I'm just going to apologize in advance for all of this. l-lol guiltapalooza November 30 2011, 05:05:21 UTC

[Since Willow's making it her task to do a second, more thorough round of exploring on her second day here, it's not surprising she'd run into him at some point.

She already met... and bonded with... AU lowblood Eridan, so when she sees him she stops short. As she hasn't encountered doubles here yet, she just assumes it's the one she spoke to before.] Eridan? [she asks, faintly perplexed.] Why are you cleaning?

Unless, um, you like cleaning. But you're kinda not lookin' like it. [Generally a nice person, she tries not to tell people they look miserable in so many words.]

hahahahah oh how I love mix-ups allthefeelings November 30 2011, 06:46:46 UTC

[Ugh. He wanted NOBODY to catch him. His shoulders sag visibly.] It's my fuckin' job. Wwho could possibly like cleanin'? That's got to be one a' the stupidest ideas I evver heard.

ffff good because she's going to end up all sorts of indignant, mark my words... guiltapalooza November 30 2011, 07:26:28 UTC

[He's kind of more insulting than the last time she spoke to him... Though he'd been pretty rude at first then, too. Maybe he's just in a bad mood.

Willow is a good friend so she gamely soldiers on and doesn't take it personally.] People like all sorts of things, like, um, pistachio ice cream, and frogs, and Hayden Christensen's acting in the prequels. I don't judge.

Anyway, do you want some help? We could hang out after you finish.

...sometimes it's hard playing hateable characters, I love Willow so much allthefeelings November 30 2011, 18:55:41 UTC

Wwhat? [This is a day of confusion for Eridan.] Wwhat are you evven fuckin' talkin' about? Wwhy are you talkin' to me?

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thekidsare0kay November 30 2011, 06:05:42 UTC

Sollux looked up as the door opened, assuming that it was one of his roommates, but blinked when he saw Eridan.

He opened his mouth to chew him out for coming in without knocking, then realized that he was holding cleaning utensils and...a bucket.

"Moving a little fatht, aren't you?"

allthefeelings November 30 2011, 06:55:02 UTC

Oh god. Oh god. Oh fucking shitfinned bastard nonexistent impossible god. Eridan blushed so hard his cheeks actually felt hot with how purple they were, and backed out hastily. He could do that room later. Or maybe never. Sollux probably liked living in his own lowblood filth oh GOD he'd seen him with a bucket, just carrying it around.

Maybe he should have used it to his advantage. Said, like, "Looks like you're the one's movvin' too sloww" or something. Something smooth people said. Why was he such a failure of an everything, whyyyy.

thekidsare0kay November 30 2011, 17:21:11 UTC

Wait, hang on.

Sollux sprang up from the sleeping rectangle and darted to the door, opening it quickly. He didn't want Eridan to leave right now! The fun was just beginning.

He was blushing, too, and it was just the fact that he knew humans used buckets for cleaning that had prevented him from flipping out just now. Instead, he was figuring he could have a little fun.

"Hey! You mithhed a thpot. Ath in, my entire fucking rethpite block."

allthefeelings November 30 2011, 17:39:55 UTC

Caught up short in turning away, Eridan glared at him.

"Well then I guess you'll just havve to fuckin' deal wwith that, wwon't you? You're evven stupider than I thought if you think I'm gonna clean your respite block for you wwhile you wwatch."

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gam8lignants November 30 2011, 06:52:09 UTC

[Sorry, but her initial reaction is that Dualscar is waiting for her in her room with a bucket.]

....What.

allthefeelings November 30 2011, 07:12:38 UTC

[WHY DO ALL THESE TROLLS KEEP CATCHING HIM WITH THIS FUCKING BUCKET. FUCK HUMANS. FUCK THEM AND THE SHITTY PLANET THEY RODE IN ON.

Eridan freezes like a deer in headlights. Oh god Vriska.]

This isn't wwhat it looks like.

1/2 gam8lignants November 30 2011, 07:14:14 UTC

[She's just gonna. Open and close her mouth a few times.]

This is. Uhm.

gam8lignants November 30 2011, 07:15:43 UTC

[Suddenly, her grins gonna turn flirtacious.]

...Really? How forward of you~

[Oh Dualscar~~]

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isnotagiraffe November 30 2011, 16:28:01 UTC

Taiki was curled up on his bed, it was cold. Colder than it had been in Tai even, though at least in Tai the palace had been sheltered from the cold wind. Here it was just cold. He was wrapped in Gyousou's cloak. He looked up at the door opening and saw his roomate (or so he thought) with cleaning suplies.

"Hello Eridan, why are you cleaning? Do you want me to help you?" Taiki, somehow had gotten more confident around Eridan since the other troll had forgiven him.

Moments later he realised this... wasn't his Eridan... because he looked younger and his clothes were different. "Oh... sorry..."