Being a maid is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

[allthefeelings]

Characters: [OU] Eridan Ampora, [OU] Vriska Serket, [AU] Karkat Vantas, anyone else who wants to encounter him
Setting: Residential floors
Format: Whatever you want
Summary: Eridan is doing his stupid maid job. Later, he gets eaten by a big spider.
Warnings: At least PG for swearing. Maybe higher for being eaten by a freaking spider.

Eridan hates his

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[gam8lignants]

[Sorry, but her initial reaction is that Dualscar is waiting for her in her room with a bucket.]

....What.

[allthefeelings]

[WHY DO ALL THESE TROLLS KEEP CATCHING HIM WITH THIS FUCKING BUCKET. FUCK HUMANS. FUCK THEM AND THE SHITTY PLANET THEY RODE IN ON.

Eridan freezes like a deer in headlights. Oh god Vriska.]

This isn't wwhat it looks like.

1/2

[gam8lignants]

[She's just gonna. Open and close her mouth a few times.]

This is. Uhm.

[gam8lignants]

[Suddenly, her grins gonna turn flirtacious.]

...Really? How forward of you~

[Oh Dualscar~~]

[allthefeelings]

[Eridan has no idea what's going on.]

I wwas just...

[Holy shit is Vriska FLIRTING with him? He gapes for a while. Is she going to take him ba--oh, right, Sollux. Sollux. Right. Yes. Okay he has to think of a way to totally keep this open if Sollux dumps him.]

I'm sorry, Mindfang, it just can't wwork out as anythin' black betwween us. I'm already reservved in that quadrant noww.

[gam8lignants]

[She's gonna start stalking towards him now, grin wide.]

I prefer red anyways~~

[She's trying to play it cool but oh gosh oh man oh gosh shes gonna get her makeouts on?!
THIS IS AWESOME EEEEE]

[allthefeelings]

[Eridan is beyond lost. He is trying to look cool about this but why does Vriska want something red?

No.

WAIT.

Maybe this is why Vriska let their black romance die. Because she was hiding secret pity for him that she didn't want to show because he was coming on so strongly black.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.]

Oh really...?

i am laughing. so hard.

[gam8lignants]

Mmmhmm.

[And here, have a Mindfang up and close in your business, batting her eyelashes.]

I love a man who works hard~

THIS IS THE BEST

[allthefeelings]

[Eridan is still utterly confused but he's gone along with it long enough to keep going along with it now. He's standing as straight as he can and trying to look as impressive as possible.]

Do you, noww...

[gam8lignants]

[Her fingers nudge Eridans chin upwards, lips teasingly close to Eridans as she looks up to gaze into his eyes which were completely devoid of his blood color??
What.
She blinks and takes a step back, looking him up and down.]

Wait. You're not Dualscar.

[allthefeelings]

[Eridan can't work this out. He isn't? Well, he ISN'T but Vriska--

Is this older Vriska or something? Her eyes...]

Wwell a' course I'm not ACTUALLY Dualscar, is that wwhat you thought?

[He comes over haughty and huffy because he's embarrassed, and disappointed.]