Man tries to rob a salonist; instead, he gets turned into a sex slave!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/1292/42/376242.htm

What a funny world we live in.

This guy's got a tree in his lungs: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/801576/fir-tree-sprouts-in-mans-lung

You guys hear about the McDonald's strip search case ( Read more... )

This boy is a dad at age 13: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Also, I have a midterm tomorrow that I haven't started studying for and am having a great deal of trouble trying to do so.

This article is just TRAGIC: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081204/ap_on_re_us/proposal_death

Summary: Woman gets proposed to on beach and gets swept away by waves, now missing.

I wish I had enough money to adopt (and maintain) 30,000 horses. jesus, that's alot.

And I thought gulf war syndrome was a psychological thing.

Also, made myself cream of potato soup.....delicious, but it's making me sleepy. Ugh. Wrong thing to eat on the night before a giant midterm.

Hmmm ( Read more... )

Did you know that the earth is supposedly growing ( Read more... )

Not exactly news, but here are some interesting articles I stumbled upon. Some of them, you've probably already seen, but I just discovered them and I am SHOCKED ( Read more... )

Remember when you had sill best friends and did silly things together? Like...have a secret meet up spot...or made up words to mean something funny that only you would understand?
Apparently, the new fad is to have babies together. Insane. The kids these days...what the hell are they doing to themselves ( Read more... )