there's a blonde woman with bug eyes dancing in a russian bath on the telly please someone tell me they're watching this too

EY this house is too bloody quiet. a reindeer or three parrots?

i'm going to have to say that was brilliantly successful & you should feel ashamed for ever doubting me

two down. none of you are safe.

i mean it i'm not swimming alone i will throw you all in

i have the bottle, get in the lake

1. made chicken 2. nothing is on fire 3. yes i'm sure

-- HESE RIGHTS

i don't care if that's only one hobby anyway & what's this rubbish about 140 characters YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS I PAY GOOD MONEY FOR T

i don't know what a twitter is for really but from now on my only hobbies consist of drinking mead from horns