[Voice Post]

[viral_beastman]

[Viral's gadget suddenly turns on and records this, then subsequently broadcasts it to the whole hotel]

D-dammit! That HURTS!

Why the . . . what do I do with THIS!? Dammit it doesn't FIT!

I can't . . . this just doesn't feel right!

GOD DAMMIT! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

[take it as you see fit ^_^]

Comments

[kickcrossass]

What.

[viral_beastman]

What what? You need something?

[kickcrossass]

You just broadcasted something to the entire hotel, for the record.

[viral_beastman]

[Muffled sound of swearing]

Aww shit! And it sounds awful! I was just trying to get my fucking shirt on!

[More swearing]

[kickcrossass]

... you can't even get a shirt on?

[viral_beastman]

Not the shirt I WAS wearing no! It's too . . . tight. My boobs are . . . big . . . Dammit . . .

[kickcrossass]

... you have what.

Were you not a male.

[viral_beastman]

I WAS yesterday, but today I woke up female. It SUCKS!