[Voice Post]
[Viral's gadget suddenly turns on and records this, then subsequently broadcasts it to the whole hotel]
D-dammit! That HURTS!
Why the . . . what do I do with THIS!? Dammit it doesn't FIT!
I can't . . . this just doesn't feel right!
GOD DAMMIT! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!
[take it as you see fit ^_^]