[Voice Post]

[viral_beastman]

[Viral's gadget suddenly turns on and records this, then subsequently broadcasts it to the whole hotel]

D-dammit! That HURTS!

Why the . . . what do I do with THIS!? Dammit it doesn't FIT!

I can't . . . this just doesn't feel right!

GOD DAMMIT! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

[take it as you see fit ^_^]

Comments

voice

[lullabylocket]

...what exactly are you trying to do?

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

[Viral frowns at the second weird message]

What are you talking about? Do I know you?

voice

[lullabylocket]

Your message that was broadcasted, undoubtedly, to the entire hotel.

And I'm Rolo Lamperouge.

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

[Viral looks blank then fiddles with the gadget until it plays back the sound file]

What the . . . WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? You . . . people heard that!? But that sounds like . . . Aw fuck!

[Viral is now very angry at his gadget and tries to destroy it, with no success]

Err Rolo right? Did . . . did it sound as bad as I think it did?

voice

[lullabylocket]

[laughs, amused]

That depends on what people choose to take it as... There's been worse things played out for the hotel today, though. I assure you.

And yes, it's Rolo. I think you're probably on the same floor as me. Has your gender changed as well?

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

Ummm yeah. And I keep tripping. And nothing is going right! God how are you dealing with it!? This body is AWFUL!

voice

[lullabylocket]

Just remember that it could be worse. I had some help anyway. My nii-san has experienced this once before.

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

What's a neesan? And what could be worse than such a humiliating thing?

voice

[lullabylocket]

[and this is where she's mentally facepalming]

"Nii-san" is Japanese for "older brother". My older brother is Lelouch Lamperouge. And you could always be naked. It's happened many times before to other residents of the hotel.

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

[Viral rolls his eyes]

As long as I'm myself, being naked wouldn't bother me a bit. But . . . Lelouch is your brother? He didn't mention any brothers . . . Interesting . . .

voice

[lullabylocket]

Maybe not you, but for most people it's an embarrassing experience. And he probably did not mention a brother because today I'm his sister. I'd also normally be his husband, but today the hotel saw fit to make me his wife.

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

[Viral blinked, very confused]

Wait, you're a boy right? How are you married to his highness? I mean . . . You're two BOYS right?

i need to stop replying with the wrong character journal

[lullabylocket]

[laughs again]

He introduced himself as royalty. Nii-san... Yes, we're both boys. In some worlds, same sex relationships or marriages are allowed.

Re: i need to stop replying with the wrong character journal

[viral_beastman]

[Viral takes a long moment to consider this]

I really couldn't care less actually, it's just surprising. And he didn't say he was royalty, he just told me to call him that. I'm his bodyguard.

voice

[lullabylocket]

[still laughing]

Bodyguard? Oh~ Nii-san got you then. I'm not surprised. But he is royalty, he just doesn't mention it too often.

Tell me, what else did he tell you to do?

Re: voice

[viral_beastman]

He didn't really tell me to do anything. Just look for someone called Jeremiah. And that he wears a mask. Why? Does he tell you to do things?