[Voice Post]

[viral_beastman]

[Viral's gadget suddenly turns on and records this, then subsequently broadcasts it to the whole hotel]

D-dammit! That HURTS!

Why the . . . what do I do with THIS!? Dammit it doesn't FIT!

I can't . . . this just doesn't feel right!

GOD DAMMIT! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!

[take it as you see fit ^_^]

Comments

voice~

[exbevelle]

[Ears hurting after the loud yelling. |:]

Calm down.

Re: voice~

[viral_beastman]

[Viral struggles for a while but finally manages to type on his gadget]

Who are you? And why should I calm down?

[exbevelle]

A new arrival.

And yelling like that is not going to help. Keep your cool and try again.

[viral_beastman]

[Viral is very confused]

How did you know I was yelling? Are you outside my door or something?

[exbevelle]

[cue a sigh from his end]

I heard you through the gadget.

Even without it, I'm sure I could hear you from the lobby.

[viral_beastman]

[Viral messes with hes gadget until it plays back the taped file]

You heard this? You heard THIS!?

[Viral throws a swearing fit which fortunately does not get heard]

[exbevelle]

[Has to pull the gadget away from his ear and sighs. Again.]

What were you trying to accomplish?

[viral_beastman]

I was trying to get dressed! But these fucking big boobs keep getting in the way!

[exbevelle]

[Right. Boobs. Totally unaware of gender change.]

... You're saying you don't know how to dress yourself after doing it for the majority of your life.

[viral_beastman]

I didn't HAVE them till I woke up today! Wait, you said you were new right? Well get out now if you can! This place is CRAZY! It DOES things to you! It's messed up!

[exbevelle]

[pauses at this] The hotel rearranges your anatomical structure?

And I've tried that.

[viral_beastman]

Yeah, apparently it can do just about anything. I met a girl with wings the other day. And someone who's body was disappearing. It's crazy . . .

[exbevelle]

Hm.

How long have you been here?

[viral_beastman]

Ummm . . . I forget. A day? Two? I'm really not sure . . .

[This discovery seems to bother Viral]

[exbevelle]

Ah.

You don't remember.

[viral_beastman]

[Viral finds this more and more disturbing the more she thinks about it]

I don't . . . remember. How do I not remember? This isn't normal dammit!