Owl to Zacharias
Zacharias,
Fucking Merlin's arse on a greasy broomstick! You are such a bloody idiot!! I'm glad that you aren't dead, because I really want to KILL YOU MYSELF! Does hanging around Gryffindors too much cause an infection of 'doing-shite-that-seems-brave-but-is-really-bloody-stupid'? Oh, wait...you've always been like that.
I realize that Potter is a fucking DADA genius, but YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. Words cannot even describe how much I want to march right up to the boys' dorm and KICK YOUR ARSE into next week for pulling a stunt like that. We do not need _any more dead Hufflepuffs_ around here, thankyouverymuch.
I'm glad you're alright.
Eloise (fuming)
Fucking Merlin's arse on a greasy broomstick! You are such a bloody idiot!! I'm glad that you aren't dead, because I really want to KILL YOU MYSELF! Does hanging around Gryffindors too much cause an infection of 'doing-shite-that-seems-brave-but-is-really-bloody-stupid'? Oh, wait...you've always been like that.
I realize that Potter is a fucking DADA genius, but YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. Words cannot even describe how much I want to march right up to the boys' dorm and KICK YOUR ARSE into next week for pulling a stunt like that. We do not need _any more dead Hufflepuffs_ around here, thankyouverymuch.
I'm glad you're alright.
Eloise (fuming)