Cheers, Bulstrode. What a thoughtful gift, it must've taken you yonks. My friends and I have been having a time with it, we've already taught it a couple of catchphrases, like, "that fat Slytherin bitch!"

It also does a pretty impressive intonation of, "Hello, my name is Millicent Bulstrode."

Brilliant work.

ZS (and AG, and MC, and TB)

Well since you refused to cooperate, I thought I would aid and abet your already formidable bulk form. There's enough here to send a small child into diabetic shock, so I'm sure if you don't like sweets you can always pin down some Gryffindor firstyear and force feed them to him.

Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

ZS

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I was hoping you'd

Look I don't think a note's any proper way to say this

Oh.

About that

Well I--

I really didn't

I was NOT a   you were FAWNING over he

It really pissed me off when you

I lied.

There were no American birds, I don't think I met a single one over forty the entire time

(and anyway they're all overweight)

But I wanted to see if maybe you would [tiny, illegible text]

(sorry.)

Maybe?

American girls? What Ame ooohhh right

That was a long time ago!! It was the summer, what should it have anything to do with right now? And anyway I don't fancy Jones, she just agreed to play on my Quidditch team, I was happy. If I actually liked her, don't you think I would have done it in private ( Read more... )

What the hell? Girls?

Is this about Jones??

Good!

I'll show you bloody "good"

GREAT!

You are THE wo

GRAND.

By the way, in future, if somebody ever tries to snog you, you might want to try saying, "No, thank you, I don't like you like that."

You'd be surprised at how effective and pain-free a solution it is!

Zacharias Smith

My eye is fine.

Thanks for your concern.

ZS

PS: Don't mention

PS: You have no sense of ta

Didn't catch the rest of that, but I am all about the chicken, my friend. And lo, the House Elves parted like the red seas and it came upon them heaped high upon a platter: and the people saw that it was smothered in gravy, and it was good. Yes, all about the chicken, except for the part where I don't eat meat.But I could do for some celery. ( Read more... )

How the devil should I know?? If you don't want to know, don't ask.

I don't need any presents, least of all from some crackpot plan about "house unity".