I am a stinky, naughty, an inexplicable cat.
Sometimes, for reasons unknown to you pithy humans, I roll in my litter box. Usually, only when it's been freshly cleaned. I flip over and rub my back all over the litter, and flip around a few times. It gets litter pebbles all over my fur and makes me stink like litter.
Last night around midnight, LauraMommy picked me up to snuggle me, and she sniffed me and started yelling at me.for some weird reason. She's crazy! She brought me into the bathroom and GAVE ME A BATH. Ahhh! What the hell? I am a CAT. CATS DO NOT LIKE BATHS. Why would she do that?
I struggled valiantly to escape, but in the end, I was doused in water and scrubbed down with a washcloth. It was awful. After trying to get away I eventually just hunkered down at the far end of the bathtub and glared at the evil woman with the water. Then she tried to towel me off, but I was having none of that.
Justin came downstairs and sat with me for a while. I glared at him. And the wall. Then he gave me a good towel-off which made me a little happier. But I stayed the hell away from Laura.
And then a half hour later, after Justin and Laura went to sleep, I jumped up on their bed and snuggled with Laura's knees. And today I'm following her around the house and keeping her in my sight.
Last night around midnight, LauraMommy picked me up to snuggle me, and she sniffed me and started yelling at me.for some weird reason. She's crazy! She brought me into the bathroom and GAVE ME A BATH. Ahhh! What the hell? I am a CAT. CATS DO NOT LIKE BATHS. Why would she do that?
I struggled valiantly to escape, but in the end, I was doused in water and scrubbed down with a washcloth. It was awful. After trying to get away I eventually just hunkered down at the far end of the bathtub and glared at the evil woman with the water. Then she tried to towel me off, but I was having none of that.
Justin came downstairs and sat with me for a while. I glared at him. And the wall. Then he gave me a good towel-off which made me a little happier. But I stayed the hell away from Laura.
And then a half hour later, after Justin and Laura went to sleep, I jumped up on their bed and snuggled with Laura's knees. And today I'm following her around the house and keeping her in my sight.