This is what I sing in my head while I'm running around the house yowling

[toti_cat]

Here comes Toti's claws!
Here comes Toti's claws!
Out to scratch your face
He's really mean and he's really tough
so better reach for your mace

His ears are back
he's hunched on his mat
his claws are sharper than a knife
When this cat decides to attack you
you'd better run for your life

Here comes Toti's claws!
Here comes Toti's claws!
Out to scratch your face
I'd tred lightly, because he wants
to put you in your place.

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