[.oo5] - [Audio] - Backdated shortly after the call to arms

[totes_a_god]

[The buzz of highly-charged electricity filters in first, before Ray huffs in the microphone once, annoyed and distracted.]I've got a full plate this evening, but rest assured I'm not about to overlook whomever it was that assumed the locked door of my cabin meant "Come right in, Ray's having a five-finger discount

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[saveme_barry]

Why? What're you going to be taking care of?

Private

[totes_a_god]

An undead psychopath that's currently going postal and has already killed two people.

Private

[saveme_barry]

What, that Lord of the Rings twat?

[Pause. Murders are bad, but on the other hand, this is kind of funny.]

Well at least he had the decency to warn us, right? I mean, love him or hate him, the man knows how to mount a considerate killing spree.

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[totes_a_god]

That would be Warcraft.

The fact that he's murdering at all sort of negates the "considerate" aspect, Ace. What floor are you on?

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[saveme_barry]

All that sci-fi window licker shit sounds the same to me.

But at least the man went into it with a plan! He considered what he was going to do before he went out and did it!

Level one. I'm just fucking about in the common room.

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[totes_a_god]

High-fantasy "window licker shit", Champ. It's important to get your insults squared away and thought out before you let them loose.

There's a term for that...malice aforethought. Actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea.

Get your ass in there and lock the door.

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[saveme_barry]

[Stop being clever at him, Ray :c]

Is that french or some shit? If you expect me to understand that then you've seriously overestimated my GCSE results.

Fine, all right, whatever. I'm getting.