Nov 12, 2010 01:33
[The buzz of highly-charged electricity filters in first, before Ray huffs in the microphone once, annoyed and distracted.]
I've got a full plate this evening, but rest assured I'm not about to overlook whomever it was that assumed the locked door of my cabin meant "Come right in, Ray's having a five-finger discount".
You're lucky I removed the power unit and core assembly of that trap, otherwise I'd be able to find you -or rather what would be left of you- the minute you tried to fuck around with it.
The iPhone guts are easily replaceable. My personal equipment, however, is not. You can return it on your own recognizance during an amnesty period consisting of this morning until noon tomorrow, or I can reconfigure my PKE's modular sensory array to hone in on the device's trace muon particle vacuum and take it back myself.
Your call.
Stantz out.
[Private to Nathan]
Get somewhere safe, I have to take care of something.
ray has his wardenly hat on,
technobabble,
mighty pissed,
go get 'er ray