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[totallyrufus]

This weekend I cam to the realization that my relationship with food is the exact same as my relationship with girls. If I have a big plate of food in front of me that is delicious and sauteed to perfection, I only take a few bites. When I am at my apartment late at night and all there is to eat is pickle juice and butter, I want that big plate of

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hmm

[slyman16]

Look i'm not gonna be a dick and compare you to some shitty local comedian in houston, but I will say that your whole women to food analogy, as fun as it is to toy with, has been in existance well before you even liked women. In fact, I believe me and Grant Miller (this kid I slept with in 2nd grade)were the co founders of such a metaphorical extravaganza.

As for the never giving up on the girl thing. I disagree. I mean I understand that you dated this girl for 2 years of college and that you loved her and would have done anything for her, but that doesn't give you the right to hold her as something special in your life. I mean yea you probably considered for a while that maybe you might even be married, but just because you now have to rewrite the future plans that you once would have been happy having, doesn't mean you should try to keep ehr in your life even if it is just as a friend. It's just bullshit man that you would want to keep someone that special in your life just because they still happen to mean something to you. I mean what's the point, at the very best you guys will only be able to salvage a friendship that you once cherished. Sometimes you just don't have a soul harris, and i question your cold hearted tactics.

Tayla

Re: hmm

[totallyrufus]

I love our new cyber S & M verbal realtionship. You fuckin cunt. I love you.