okay so i can't not do a Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows post
... or as i like to call it 'Shirley Homos: A Gay of Eyeshadows'
basically it was the gayest most amazing film ever
oh blimey it was gay
oh wow it was gay
that reviewer guy on film 2011 who said "Both films are the most ludicrously homoerotic things i've ever seen. The last film had homoerotic subtext, they've abandoned that now: It's just homoerotic text''? HE WAS RIGHT.
oh man he was right
- ‘unlike you i don’t repress anything’
- ‘Embrace me!’ oh god
- ‘better to die a lonely man than forever be in purgatory’ (oh god
how this line broke my heart. why are all my ships so unrequited)
- GYPSY CAMP DANCING
- ballroom dancing! ‘i thought you’d never ask’
- HOLDING HANDS
-'...our relationship-' 'relationship?!' 'Fine, partnership.'
- DRUNK WATSON
- sad face at wedding
- ‘shirley’ and ‘mikey’
- AWESOME MARY TAKING MORIARTY’S MONEY
- ‘are you happy?’
- NAKED FRYCROFT
- almost!CPR and sad watson and that whole scene
- tiny pony “Why would I want something with a mind of its own bobbing up and down between my legs?”
- Noomi Rapace holding her own despite the script giving her basically nothing to do
- Simza being a female character who’s NOT a romantic interest (like,
at all. which is so fucking rare in films so well done for that)
- ‘lie down with me Watson’
- TRAIN WRESTLING AND SHERLOCK IN DRAG AND STRIPPING OH MY
- FLIPBOOK
- ‘no, he’d want to come with us’
- urban camouflage at the end!
basically it was the gayest most amazing film ever
oh blimey it was gay
oh wow it was gay
that reviewer guy on film 2011 who said "Both films are the most ludicrously homoerotic things i've ever seen. The last film had homoerotic subtext, they've abandoned that now: It's just homoerotic text''? HE WAS RIGHT.
oh man he was right
- ‘unlike you i don’t repress anything’
- ‘Embrace me!’ oh god
- ‘better to die a lonely man than forever be in purgatory’ (oh god
how this line broke my heart. why are all my ships so unrequited)
- GYPSY CAMP DANCING
- ballroom dancing! ‘i thought you’d never ask’
- HOLDING HANDS
-'...our relationship-' 'relationship?!' 'Fine, partnership.'
- DRUNK WATSON
- sad face at wedding
- ‘shirley’ and ‘mikey’
- AWESOME MARY TAKING MORIARTY’S MONEY
- ‘are you happy?’
- NAKED FRYCROFT
- almost!CPR and sad watson and that whole scene
- tiny pony “Why would I want something with a mind of its own bobbing up and down between my legs?”
- Noomi Rapace holding her own despite the script giving her basically nothing to do
- Simza being a female character who’s NOT a romantic interest (like,
at all. which is so fucking rare in films so well done for that)
- ‘lie down with me Watson’
- TRAIN WRESTLING AND SHERLOCK IN DRAG AND STRIPPING OH MY
- FLIPBOOK
- ‘no, he’d want to come with us’
- urban camouflage at the end!