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Howdy doodies as normal I am making a post after something interesting has happened in my life so I will recount to you the story f yesterday. Laura came over and we chilled for most of the day and had a beer each then went round Jared’s with Ginge and burned a rocking horse and stuff, Laura went home so did Ginge so there was only me David Ethan Jared Jordan and jay and so at a turn of a hat decision of David’s he decided to get some vodka rather than ganja and Ethan got beer so we all got very very drunk (Jordan left before things got pink and swirly) myself can claim to having 3 of Ethan’s beers and more than my fair share from the 2 bottles of vodka. But things didn’t stop there. there was much taking of he piss when Travis (Jared’s little brother) came up to the caravan and when Jared’s parents came up at about 11ish things got worse as (Ethan had by this point actually gifted me his baccy) I didn’t have time to get all my stuff when we left as it had all gone missing and although in my inebriated state I wasn’t in the mood to leave until I was sorted everyone else wanted to go including Jared’s mum Jared’s dad had at this point gone back up to the house which I’m fucking not surprised about as he would have been stupid to hang about as he had the sheer idiocy to hit someone about half his age in the face for n reason (me again) so yea I came home told my dad to lay off getting Rindy (Jared’s dad) arrested and put a cool and sooth over my face and went to sleep.

Today I woke up at 7:30 observed my face and saw that I had a black eye, a cut across my cheek and a small cut on my chin from the chair of Jared’s lawnmower when I was lifting it up for Travis to siphon petrol out of (for the rocking horse) and for the first time only a memory of about half the things that happened the night before so I’m now waiting with Laura for my ice lollies to freeze and for the cool pack to cool