I want to play a game.
This is the month of Tori's extravaganza. You have spent your lives going to meager shindigs, schmoozing amongst those who dont mind warm beer and bad music. I can provide an opportunity to redeem yourselves from the unfulfilling vortex you have been wedged into.
There is a timer underneath your desk. It is set for 2 minutes. In that time you must understand these four numbers: 1,1, 1 and 7. Although I cannot figure out wtf will happen after 2 minutes is up, good luck. Maybe an egg timer. dunno.