I wrote this for the anniversary - miles apart square on my schmoop_bingo card based on a prompt from mrsquizzical (♥). It isn’t actually all that schmoopy; mostly it’s just phone sex.

Title: Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet
Pairing: Bob/girl!Brian
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1900
Warnings: none

A/N: this is set in my girl!Brian ‘verse but can be read as stand alone porn.

( It’s kind of crazy really that with the amount of kinky shit they’ve tried over the years, they’ve never had phone sex. )