I got new glasses today - two new pairs of snazzy designer glasses, because Specsavers are awesome and do two-for-one on everything - they're very... there. They're also -0.5 stronger than my current pair which apparently makes a huge difference because I could NOT walk when I put them on. I walked out the shop and nearly fell over the floor. More ( Read more... )

Wow, okay, this is so self-indulgent and largely pointless but the consensus seems to be that I should post it. In exchange for this, the world needs to give me more Bob/Brian. Okay?

In which Bob and Brian are told of the Waybaby.

800 words, Bob/Brian, Lindsey/Gerard, PG-13

( Brian’s cellphone rings at some time around fucking-early a.m. )