Five Things Meme 1/?

[torakowalski]

In response to the Five Things meme, bluebrocade asked for Five Reasons No One Knows Lorne's First Name. So, this is for her :)

I was going to wait and post these together, but it seems I'm going to be slow with them. If any one else wants one, I'm still taking requests (yes, that *was* shameless begging disguised as a casual observation...)

Thanks to lost_faeri for

Comments

[bluebrocade]

Squeeeeeee! I love 'em.

His makers named him Lorne and only Lorne and programmed him to dispose of any one who asked too many questions about it.

*VBG*

And the last section...I die of schmoopy glee! :)

[torakowalski]

Yay *is content* Glad you liked! (I'm seriously contemplating doing your other prompts... this meme is fun!)

[kudra2324]

this is totally awesome.

[torakowalski]

*beams* Thank you kindly.

[thepouncer]

I love the progression of this - I was expecting five unconnected reasons, so to have them linked together builds the impact. And poor Parrish, all sad when he thinks Lorne is dead, which makes the final section that much better.

[torakowalski]

Thank you. (And I was quite proud of myself for getting them to connect, too!)

[buzzylittleb]

*is very much amused*

[torakowalski]

*beams*

[choisir_fate]

Mr Lorne, pressed by the registrar for a name, panicked and pounced upon the first boy’s name he could come up with: that of their dear, recently deceased, chocolate Labrador. In his more forgiving moments, Lorne can be thankful he isn’t called Rover. Oh my, what did they call him?

For several months the only scientist prepared to go off-world with him turns out to be an insanely bouncy botanist with a hard-on for alien plantlife. …… and a certain Major methinks.

The fact that Sheppard should have been the one doing the paperwork makes Lorne think he should keep his smirking to himself. LMAO