Five Things Meme 1/?

[torakowalski]

In response to the Five Things meme, bluebrocade asked for Five Reasons No One Knows Lorne's First Name. So, this is for her :)

I was going to wait and post these together, but it seems I'm going to be slow with them. If any one else wants one, I'm still taking requests (yes, that *was* shameless begging disguised as a casual observation...)

Thanks to lost_faeri for

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[choisir_fate]

Mr Lorne, pressed by the registrar for a name, panicked and pounced upon the first boy’s name he could come up with: that of their dear, recently deceased, chocolate Labrador. In his more forgiving moments, Lorne can be thankful he isn’t called Rover. Oh my, what did they call him?

For several months the only scientist prepared to go off-world with him turns out to be an insanely bouncy botanist with a hard-on for alien plantlife. …… and a certain Major methinks.

The fact that Sheppard should have been the one doing the paperwork makes Lorne think he should keep his smirking to himself. LMAO

I love that these all flow chronologically and that they cover Porne & Mcshep. The fun of the first 3 also neatly contrasted with the angst of the last 2.

The last section was my favourite, with Lorne not knowing the depth or even existence of his or Parrish’s feelings. Also Parrish’s initial embarrassment at having shown his true feelings and then Lorne’s post coital confused/happy state, all added to a wonderful group of ficlets.

Thank you very much for sharing.