56k Dial-Up: Current
DSL: Not close enough
Grand Haven City-Wide WiFi: Not close enough (and it is discontinued in June)
WiMax: No line-of-sight
Satellite: No Update (but with slow speeds, expensive equipment and high cost, not a great option)
Cable: UPDATE!  Turns out that the agreement Charter made with the township is for streets with 25 houses per ( Read more... )

For Frak's sake!  You'd think we lived out in the middle of the frozen tundra or something!  But, in fact, we' just happen to be in the perfect storm of fuckery to not get high-speed internet. 
Our property literally borders an industrial park and the city limit on the North side of us.  A single tree-farm separates our properties from sub- ( Read more... )