I figure since I've been quoting this review directly in conversation I should finally finish it and actually post it. Let family and friends read it to themselves on their own time. When they're procrastinating at work for example.

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)

Directed by Gore Verbinski
Written by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, from a story by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Stuart Beattie and Jay Wolpert
Starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley
( Review of 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl' )

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Starring Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, et al
Rated PG, 115 minutes

I was stuck in the middle as pertains to seeing this movie. Would people think lower of me for seeing it? Would it be as decent as the original? Would I hate Johnny Depp for no other reason then I’ve never seen anything he’s been in and hate his name?

( YOU LOSE! You get...NOTHING! )