Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[onemorevictim]

Well it looks like everyone has gone to see this one so I thought I would review it. First off I would have never gone to this movie but the Wife insisted. Somebody on here wrote that once upon a time Tim Burton made good movies. I must have missed that time. The guy is horrible but that is not why this movie was mediocre. This movie was regular because the story is kind of boring. I mean really I love candy and chocolate but this story is lame even for children. Johnny Depp did not suck he was being directed by a bad director and he was reading lines from a shitty story. However, I saw it on IMAX and I must admit IMAX made this a watchable movie. Thank God for the gigantic screen at IMAX. This one time the Wife and I were renting a movie something crappy I'm sure you should see what the Wife rents.....Anyway, this lady was talking to her dad, she was probably in her mid 20's. There conversation was awesome.
Girl - "Have you seen Big Fish yet?"
Dad - "No I have not."
Girl - You should see it, it was really good. I love TOM Burton Movies."

They kept talking for like 3 more minutes and she referred to him as TOM Burton like 5 more times it was awesome. I would rate this movie a 59.7.