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Explosive diarrhea.
Public humiliation.
Bacon covered cauliflower.
Just a few things that would be better than being here. HA I knew I would complain. I'm so predictable. What's more predictable? Me "awwwww"ing a cute kitten. Making a stupid face. Or a stupid comment. Making Trish and Ali's room smell like burning asshole. Oh, and those are just the greatest of a list of many.
My friends are all too nice to me. I love them.