of cats and toast

[toon_master1]

Have you ever wondered why toast always lands jam side down? Croquet tells me it's because the jam side is heavier and it will naturally flip over in the air and land with the sticky side down. But what about when it only has a thin coating of butter on it and yet it still manages to fall butter side down? Butter can't weigh it down that much! It

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[ceokaibacorp]

.....Just eat your toast and stop blabbering, you buffoon.

[toon_master1]

My, my, someone's definitely not a morning person, eh Kaiba-boi?

[ceokaibacorp]

I'm not a life person.
Though, I'd rather no one take that away, so, you better keep at least 20,000 miles away from me.

[toon_master1]

Exsqueeze me? I don't remember threatening your life...recently. Whatever was that little outburst of paranoia for?

[ceokaibacorp]

Just reminding you that I don't trust you.
Simply giving me that card at the party is not going to gain my trust.
Just reminding you.

[toon_master1]

Awww, not even a teensey bit? Come now my boy, you really must lighten up a little. Get some breakfast cereal with a little sugar in it or something. ^^

[ceokaibacorp]

Sugar+Rice Krispies=Ew.

[toon_master1]

You mean you don't have any Lucky Charms? This simply won't do! I'll have to bring you a box right away!

[ceokaibacorp]

Actually, Mokuba has Lucky Charms. I just don't care much for very sugary things in the morning. Rice Krispies with some 1% or 2% milk is good.

[toon_master1]

Ew. Rice Krispies certainly won't go well with my wine, even if you did put sugar on them. They're far too plain.

[ceokaibacorp]

Plain? I think they're perfect.

[toon_master1]

I don't even know why I bother. Sometimes you act like a stubborn old man.

[ceokaibacorp]

And you act like an idiotic child most of the time. I think I got the better end of the deal.

[toon_master1]

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?

[ceokaibacorp]

I'd look in the mirror and think..oh.. about 20 or so.

[toon_master1]

You might try acting like it some time.^^ Fun can't kill you if you use it in small amounts.