of cats and toast
Have you ever wondered why toast always lands jam side down? Croquet tells me it's because the jam side is heavier and it will naturally flip over in the air and land with the sticky side down. But what about when it only has a thin coating of butter on it and yet it still manages to fall butter side down? Butter can't weigh it down that much! It must simply be some unspoken rule of nature.
Yes, I have come to the scientifically proven fact that toast will always land on the side it has been buttered on. Just like a cat will always land on it's feet. Which is also a scientifically proven fact. They just do. And you can't argue with it. It's like gravity. Or a natural defiance of the theory of gravity.
Ah ha! Both toast and cats defy gravity in a completely opposite way! Toast lands with the sticky side down which should be kept up and the cat lands with the feet down when they should fall on their backs.
I wonder... If you were to tie a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it upside down, which would win out? The toast landing jam side down and forcing the cat to land on it's back or the cat landing feet down and forcing the toast to stay jam side up?
Hmmmmm... and what if they cancel each other out?? And neither the cat nor the toast win out so the whole thing just ends up spinning stationary caught within it's opposite defiance of the gravitational field??!! Egad! They could be used to keep other things aloft and defying gravity too! Just imagine! We could have cat/toast powered vehicles flying us through the air! And if you were to attach magnets to the cats and toast to harness the power of their rotation you’d have an infinite power source as well! This must be the most brilliant scientific break through in the history of the world! I simply must celebrate!
Where is Croquet with my red wine spritzer !?...
Yes, I have come to the scientifically proven fact that toast will always land on the side it has been buttered on. Just like a cat will always land on it's feet. Which is also a scientifically proven fact. They just do. And you can't argue with it. It's like gravity. Or a natural defiance of the theory of gravity.
Ah ha! Both toast and cats defy gravity in a completely opposite way! Toast lands with the sticky side down which should be kept up and the cat lands with the feet down when they should fall on their backs.
I wonder... If you were to tie a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it upside down, which would win out? The toast landing jam side down and forcing the cat to land on it's back or the cat landing feet down and forcing the toast to stay jam side up?
Hmmmmm... and what if they cancel each other out?? And neither the cat nor the toast win out so the whole thing just ends up spinning stationary caught within it's opposite defiance of the gravitational field??!! Egad! They could be used to keep other things aloft and defying gravity too! Just imagine! We could have cat/toast powered vehicles flying us through the air! And if you were to attach magnets to the cats and toast to harness the power of their rotation you’d have an infinite power source as well! This must be the most brilliant scientific break through in the history of the world! I simply must celebrate!
Where is Croquet with my red wine spritzer !?...